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Quotes of Movie: "Benson" [1979]

  • Katherine Olivia Gatling:
    Benson, what's a broken heart?



    Benson DuBois:
    Oh, there's no such thing, Katie. It's just a term we use to describe one of life's little disappointment that comes close to killing you.

  • [Repeated line]



    Gretchen:
    I HEAR YOU!

  • Clayton Runnymede Endicott III:
    I make money the old-fashioned way. I inherit it.

  • [Marcie is checking on the results of an election Taylor was running in]



    Governor Eugene Xavier Gatling:
    So how did Taylor do?



    Marcy Hill:
    He lost. He came in sixth.



    Benson DuBois:
    How did he come in sixth? There were only five candidates.



    Marcy Hill:
    There was a large write-in for "None of the above".

  • Pete Downey:
    I'll never be a hero. I had a chance once. Janine's cat was drowning in the pool and I jumped in to save it. But when I realized I had to give it mouth-to-mouth, I threw it back in.

  • Gretchen:
    So, all we have to do is knock a hole in the wall and let the sunshine in.



    Benson DuBois:
    Why don't you knock a hole in your head and let some brains in.

  • Marcy Hill:
    Clipper ship bound for Spain, all that gold and Phillipe. How romantic. I hope the ship sank.

  • Benson DuBois:
    [after Denise tells him she's pregnant] You're gonna make a terrific mother. And Pete will make a fine... playmate for the child.

  • Clayton Runnymede Endicott III:
    You heard it from the horse's mouth.



    Benson DuBois:
    And now we're hearing it from the other end.

  • [Benson meets Kraus for the first time]



    Gretchen:
    You are getting muddy footprints all over my clean floor and it is disgusting!



    Benson DuBois:
    Fine, I'll walk on my hands.

  • [Benson meets the governor for the first time]



    Marcy Hill:
    Governor Gatling, I'd like to introduce...



    Governor Eugene Xavier Gatling:
    Introduce? Oh, this man needs no introduction. I'd know the Reverend Jesse Jackson anywhere.

  • [Benson is at home when the phone rings]



    Benson DuBois:
    [answering the phone] Hello? Oh, hi, governor. Sure, you can come over. All right, see you then. Bye.


    [Benson hangs up. A few seconds later, the doorbell rings. Benson answers it to find the governor at the door]



    Benson DuBois:
    What'd you do? Beam over?

  • [Benson walks into the governor's office]



    Governor Eugene Xavier Gatling:
    Benson, I must be psychic. I was just thinking of you and here you are.



    Benson DuBois:
    Governor, you sent for me.



    Governor Eugene Xavier Gatling:
    Oh. That's probably why I was thinking of you.

  • Gretchen:
    I'm going out and have myself a wild time.



    Benson DuBois:
    Don't forget your library card.

  • Chapman:
    Mister DeBasie?



    Benson DuBois:
    Dubois, Senator. I think you had me confused with COUNT DeBasie.

  • Pete Downey:
    Hi, Denise. Whatcha reading?



    Denise Florence Stevens Downey:
    It's a magazine article that uses the quantum theory to describe infinity.



    Pete Downey:
    Is it any good?



    Denise Florence Stevens Downey:
    Yeah, but it goes on forever.

  • Benson DuBois:
    [Benson is firing a pain-in-the-neck staffer] It hasn't been sweet, but hallelujah, it's been short.

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