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Quotes of Movie: "Beavis and Butt-Head" [1993]
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Yes, yes, fire, fire, fire. This sucks more than anything that has ever sucked before. Butt-head: This is going to be cool. Butt-head: Hey, Beavis. This guy's your dad. | |
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Have you seen my Bunghole? [In a Third world accent] Beavis: My people; we are without Bungholes... Shut up or I will kill you. Do you understand? Shut up or I will physically kill you. [watching Vanessa Williams video] Oooh, baby. Do that thing you do. Beavis: They should have a name for this kinda of music. Butt-head: They already do, Beavis: crap. Beavis: Damn we're smooth. Butt-head: These guys remind me of Danzig and my butt. Beavis: That's not very nice, Butt-Head. Butt-head: Yeah it is. My butt rules! [as Cornholio] Do you have T.P. for my bunghole? I would hate for my holio to get polio. Beavis: Hey Butthead, you know I'd like to kiss my ass. Butt-head: Beavis, why the hell do you wanna kiss your ass? Beavis: Cos I wanna see what my bunghole looks like. [he tries and falls of the couch] Beavis, you're one pathetic piece of crap. Beavis, you're one miserable son of a bitch. Hey Butt-head, is it normal for the inside of your bunghole to itch? Butt-head: Beavis, it's not even normal to ask. [about Kato Kaelin] You know, he seems like a great guy. Butt-head: Yeah. He's the kind of guy you would call up and say, 'Hey, you're a great guy. Why don't you come on over and stay a while?' Beavis: Yeah. Except he kind of looks like the ass-end of a dolphin. Butt-head: Uh, yeah he kind of does. [Beavis & Butthead after "sensitivity training"] How about a hug? Beavis: Shut up! Or I'll wound your inner child! Heh hmmhh heh! And then I'll kick your ass! [Butthead criticizes Metallica] Say one more bad thing about Metallica and I'll kick your ass! This bowling ball isn't human! It doesn't feel pain! It can't be reasoned with! I hope there's a human head inside! Butt-head: Yeah. Or maybe a human butt. [looking for her spectacles after losing them] What happened to my spectacles? Butt-head: Your testicles? Huh Huh. [watching a video with a girl in a tub] She doesn't wanna get up because she's got morning wood. Butt-head: Uh... Beavis? I hope you were joking. Beavis: [long pause] Uh... Oh yeah. That's pretty funny. Butt-head: Dumbass! Hey Beavis, you know how sometimes we get a ride home from school, and there's all those dudes crammed together in the backseat? Butt-head: Yeah, why? Beavis: Um, heh heh, it is normal to get wood? Butt-head: Beavis, you boner-popping pervert... it's not even normal to ASK! What? Butt-head: Uh... I dunno, what? Beavis: What the hell are you talking about? Butt-head: Uh... I dunno. You're just a butt-knocker. Beavis: Don't call me a butt-knocker, you SON OF A BITCH! [seeing Beavis and Butthead reading at a porn magazine] Hey! Are you gonna stare all day or are you gonna buy something? Butt-head: Uh, I'm gonna stare all day huh huh. | |
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