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Quotes of Movie: "Banacek" [1972]

  • Thomas Banacek:
    A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.

  • Thomas Banacek:
    Read the whole library, my son, but the cheese will still smell after four days.

  • Thomas Banacek:
    Twelve good horses and silver candlesticks won't stop the snow from falling in Bialystock.

  • Thomas Banacek:
    When your sleigh is being chased by wolves, throw them a raisin cookie, but don't stop to bake a cake.

  • Thomas Banacek:
    A wolf that takes a peasant to supper probably won't need any breakfast.

  • Thomas Banacek:
    Just because a dress is red satin doesn't mean it comes off easily.

  • Thomas Banacek:
    A wise man never tries to warm himself in front of a painting of a fire.

  • Thomas Banacek:
    When an owl comes to a mouse picnic, it's not there for the sack races.

  • Thomas Banacek:
    No matter how warm the smile on the face of the sun, the cat still has her kittens under the porch.

  • Thomas Banacek:
    Even though a man anoint himself with fragrant oils, he can still end up with a broken face.

  • Thomas Banacek:
    The chicken that clucks the loudest is the one most likely to go to the Steamfitter's Picnic.

  • Thomas Banacek:
    Only someone with nothing to be sorry about smiles back at the rear end of an elephant.

  • Thomas Banacek:
    Though the hippopotamus has no sting on its tail, the wise man would still rather be sat on by a bee.

  • Thomas Banacek:
    A duck with three wings and a loaf of bread is brother to the turkey.

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    Thomas Banacek:
    There's an old Polish proverb that says...

  • Thomas Banacek:
    Even a thousand szloty note can't tapdance.

  • Thomas Banacek:
    If your socks are not in your shoes, don't look for them in Heaven.

  • Thomas Banacek:
    If you're not sure that it's potato borscht, there could be orphans working in the mines.

  • Thomas Banacek:
    Only the centipede can hear all the one hundred steps of his uncle.

  • Thomas Banacek:
    If the butterfly had teeth like the tiger, it would never make it out of the hanger.

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