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Quotes of Movie: "Arthur" [1996]

  • Jane:
    Dora Winifred Read! Go upstairs to your room!

  • Arthur:
    I got fired again. Boy, the catering business is tough when you only know how to make peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.



    D.W.:
    Hey, you got the easy job. You think it's easy being an accountant when you can't count past 10?

  • Arthur:
    Are Mom and Dad feeling any better today?



    D.W.:
    [Mom and Dad coughing violently is heard] That answer your question? Oh, by the way, I sent Kate to the orphanage.



    Arthur:
    WHAT?



    D.W.:
    We just couldn't take care of her, Arthur. She deserves to be in a place that can change her diapers.

  • [Arthur, and D.W. start running around the table. Baby Kate starts crying and Pal starts barking]



    Dad:
    Alright, EVERYBODY FREEZE!


    [David Read pushes Arthur and D.W. outside in their rain coats]



    Dad:
    See you on Sunday.



    Arthur:
    Dad I can't go to Grandma Thora's house.



    D.W.:
    Grandma Thora is boring.


    [David Read closes the door]

  • [Kate is crying]



    Arthur:
    [sniffs] Uh oh.



    D.W.:
    That's your job.



    Arthur:
    Why is it my job? You've seen Mom change her just as many times as I have.



    D.W.:
    But you're older.



    Arthur:
    But you're closer to Kate's age. You probably remember how it's done.


    [crying gets louder]



    D.W.:
    Okay, we'll shoot for it.

  • [Kate is crying]



    D.W.:
    Should we get Mom and Dad?



    Arthur:
    I don't know. If they don't get their sleep, they may not get better and...



    D.W.:
    I'll get the clothespins.

  • D.W.:
    Walla Walla? What's Walla Walla? Where's Walla Walla? Walla Walla?

  • Binky:
    I founded this club and now I'm de-founding it.

  • D.W.:
    [singing] The itsy bitsy spider crawled up the Brussels sprout.

  • D.W.:
    You Eggs Benedict Arnold!

  • Dad:
    How did my new shoes get in the dishwasher?



    D.W.:
    Kate did it. I saw her.



    Dad:
    D.W., go to your room and think about what you just told me. I'll be up to discuss it with you.



    Nadine:
    He said "discuss". You know what that means.



    D.W.:
    Yeah, I'm in trouble. I wonder what he'll say when he finds that slice of baloney in the CD player.



    Nadine:
    I told you not to do that!

  • D.W.:
    [Baby Kate is being changed] P.U! It smells like a zoo in here.


    [Opens the window]



    Jane:
    D.W., close that. The baby will catch a draft.



    D.W.:
    Ew! My doll smells like stinky diapers!

  • D.W.:
    [a building is demolished] Kate did it.



    Jane:
    A demolition team did it, D.W.

  • Arthur:
    We're terrible parents!

  • Buster Baxter:
    [ties a shoe around Arthur's nose and mouth] This should protect you from those smelly diapers.



    Arthur:
    I can't smell anything.



    Buster Baxter:
    Great.



    Arthur:
    But I can't breathe!

  • Arthur:
    D.W. how would you like to be my assistant? I'll give you 2 dollars.



    D.W.:
    Arthur, you know I'd do anything for you. For money.

  • Dora Winifred:
    I'm worried about Dad.



    Arthur:
    Why? He's not sick.



    Dora Winifred:
    Yeah but he can't clean the whole house by himself. It takes Mom almost all day to clean the house and look:


    [the clock says 3:30 PM]



    Dora Winifred:
    It's already that time. What if Mom is sick for a couple of days? The house will just keep getting dirtier. Soon there'll be no clean dishes, the dust bunnies will be hopping around everywhere, we'll be living in a pig stew!



    Arthur:
    Pig STY, D.W.

  • D.W.:
    [singing] Everybody thinks that my brother stinks like a piece of yellow cheese. But me, I say that he's okay as long as there's a breeze.

  • Binky:
    [tauntingly] Hey, Arthur, nice pants! But where's the flood!

  • Binky:
    [after Binky's parents call him pet names at school's open house] They're not my parents... they just look like them



    Buster Baxter:
    ohhh... so the Barnes are aliens too! That explains SO MUCH!

  • D.W.:
    [seeing power go out all over the city] Daddy! The town is exploding and it's very pretty.

  • Emil Nigel Ratburn III:
    [after discovering Arthur's Dad bakes great cakes] Arthur, I just stopped by to give you this spring's reading list. Oh, are you having cake?

  • D.W.:
    It's hopeless. Were all gonna die in a heap!



    Dad:
    Thank you for that vote of confidence, D.W.

  • Brian Littrell:
    [whispering in Francine's ear] Don't worry. I was nervous the first time too. Just look at the back of the auditorium and pay attention to your audience.

  • Buster Baxter:
    Here, take my lucky hat.



    Alan:
    What's so lucky about it?



    Buster Baxter:
    Once, when I was wearing this hat, everyone I knew gave me a present.



    Alan:
    Umm, Buster, that was your birthday.



    Buster Baxter:
    That might have had something to do with it.

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