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Quotes of Movie: "Arli$$" [1996]

  • Salesman:
    Remember, this is what people want: big tits and big hits! Big tits and big hits!

  • [repeated voice over]



    Arliss Michaels:
    My name is Arliss Michaels. I represent athletes. These are my stories.

  • Giselle:
    Perhaps I underestimated you.



    Arliss Michaels:
    Oh I hope so. I make my living off of people that underestimate me.

  • Drew:
    No more commercials for creamed corn, which I had to eat mercilessly over and over and over again. Like giving a tablespoon a blow job swallowing that gunk.

  • [Arliss and some clients are playing poker]



    Jerome "The Bus" Bettis:
    Yeah, Arliss got me $4.6 million up front. What's the bet?



    Arliss Michaels:
    $2.



    Jerome "The Bus" Bettis:
    That's too rich for my blood.



    Arliss Michaels:
    I guess the bus stops here.

  • [During a radio show]



    Jim Rome:
    Well guess who just grabbed a vine? The maestro of manipulation himself, Arliss Michaels.

  • Alexi:
    Surely you realize I'm a natural blonde.



    Rita Wu:
    Surely you realize we shower together.

  • Rita Wu:
    [Arliss is wondering why one of his clients, a black quarterback can't get on a team] I told you the reason why. It's as clear as black and white.



    Arliss Michaels:
    More like black and puce. I just picked up a rumor that Theo Holt is gay.



    Kirby Carlisle:
    Gay? No way. Theo Holt doesn't sing from the mike... We've chased tail together. He's been my wingman for a dozen missions.



    Arliss Michaels:
    Has he ever shot down any planes?

  • Salesman:
    Remember, this is what people want: big tits and big hits! Big tits and big hits!

  • [repeated voice over]



    Arliss Michaels:
    My name is Arliss Michaels. I represent athletes. These are my stories.

  • Giselle:
    Perhaps I underestimated you.



    Arliss Michaels:
    Oh I hope so. I make my living off of people that underestimate me.

  • Drew:
    No more commercials for creamed corn, which I had to eat mercilessly over and over and over again. Like giving a tablespoon a blow job swallowing that gunk.

  • [Arliss and some clients are playing poker]



    Jerome "The Bus" Bettis:
    Yeah, Arliss got me $4.6 million up front. What's the bet?



    Arliss Michaels:
    $2.



    Jerome "The Bus" Bettis:
    That's too rich for my blood.



    Arliss Michaels:
    I guess the bus stops here.

  • [During a radio show]



    Jim Rome:
    Well guess who just grabbed a vine? The maestro of manipulation himself, Arliss Michaels.

  • Alexi:
    Surely you realize I'm a natural blonde.



    Rita Wu:
    Surely you realize we shower together.

  • Rita Wu:
    [Arliss is wondering why one of his clients, a black quarterback can't get on a team] I told you the reason why. It's as clear as black and white.



    Arliss Michaels:
    More like black and puce. I just picked up a rumor that Theo Holt is gay.



    Kirby Carlisle:
    Gay? No way. Theo Holt doesn't sing from the mike... We've chased tail together. He's been my wingman for a dozen missions.



    Arliss Michaels:
    Has he ever shot down any planes?

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