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Quotes of Movie: "Archie's Weird Mysteries" [1999]
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[at the end of every episode] In a little town called Riverdale. My pendant! Jughead Jones: My Peanut! Archie Andrews: My goodness! [has been transformed into a vampire] It's your old friend, Vampronica! I think I just put my hand where too many hamburgers have gone before. | |
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We'll be back faster than you can say, "Pythagorean Theorem." You sat in front of that television for 12 hours? Jughead Jones: That's why they call it a marathon. Archie Andrews: No, that's why they call it the boob tube! Veronica, never go running into a crowd of you! I am the only one who is still me... Well, technically everyone else is me. Why do houses burn down but paper burns up? If "he" is a "him", why isn't "she" a "shim"? Archie, Jughead! My pals! [to werewolf] Reggie Mantle: Eat *them*! Eat *them*! One of us should get the girls to the car, while the other distracts the monster. Jughead Jones: Good plan. See ya. Archie Andrews: Wait! Aren't you going to volunteer to stay behind? Jughead Jones: Sorry, I'm allergic to fur and having my legs ripped off. Great. I finally meet a girl who likes me, and it turns out she's the teacher who made me retake geography in summer school. Reggie, why do you have to always point up everyone's mistakes? Reggie Mantle: Because I'm better than everyone. [about Reggie] He's got a case of terminal jerkiositude. What happened to the good old days when Jughead was the only weirdo in town? [Reggie is a vampire - points to teeth] Sharp as ever! Betty Cooper: Unlike your brain, which is as dull as ever. Hi, Reggie. Reggie Mantle: [dressed as a werewolf] Ah, man! How did you know it was me? Jughead Jones: Besides the fact that you've always come to Veronica's parties dressed up as a werewolf? I just kill me! Archie Andrews: I understand the impulse. Hey, Pop, speed it up! I'm burning daylight here. I've got people to go, and places to meet! | |
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