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Quotes of Movie: "Archie Bunker's Place" [1979]
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We look like a couple of fat Chinks. Oy vey! Can Murray's wife have kids? Archie Bunker: I don't know. I ain't her groinacologist. [Participating in a Jewish prayer; looks skyward] Hold the lightning bolt there, Lord, I'm just doing this for the kid. | |
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[after Barney Hefner drops Archie's new TV set] I hope that was the sound of Harry dropping a beer glass. Harry Snowden: Harry was nowhere near it. Archie Bunker: That was the sound of Barney murdering my new TV. But stay tuned, because the next sound you're gonna hear is me murdering Barney! I used to watch Perry Mason on the TV all the time before he wound up in a wheel chair and got pushed around by the colored guy. No intense offended there, but you know, your voice don't, uh, insfire the same amount of trust there, as the dame that comes on after you, you know, the one that advertises the spray for assisting the feminine hyjinks. To what do you object, Mr. Bunker? Archie Bunker: Well, Judge, after all, you know, there's a Marquetti sitting over there and a Barzini up on the bench. In the interest of, what-do-you-call, fairness there, don't you think this case is a little bit, not to make a bad joke, Wop resided? Gary Rabinowitz: Prison. The man's going from small claims court to prison. Very well, I find poor Mr. Bunker in the amount of $428. And I have never rendered a decision with greater regret. Will you please get the hell out of here? Mr. Bunker, what am I going to do with you? Judge Anthony Barzini: You could ask him to shut up. Gary Rabinowitz: Good idea, your honor. [to Archie] Gary Rabinowitz: Shut up. I don't ever regret nothing. Barney is my best friend. He'll never let me down. [Later, to Barney] Archie Bunker: I knew you'd let me down. [about Barney's paycheck] God, we can't take no four dollars out of a pathetic check like that. That's your weekly pay? That's terrible. Geez, your boss must be an awful theif there. That's the same as I give my illegals out in the kitchen. Incidently, how big is my tab? Harry Snowden: $572.33. Barney Hefner: Excellent. Apply five... Nah, you better make that four dollars toward it. A whole army of Jap engineers couldn't fix that set. Have you ever heard of the law firm Rabinowitz, Rabinowitz, Rabinowitz, Rabinowitz & Chan? Marty Marquetti: Yeah. Your lawyers and their cook. [to Gary Rabinowitz] Hey I know you. You're the schlub who bought the clock radio. This is Rabinowitz? Archie Bunker: Yeah. Marty Marquetti: Should've brought Chan. | |
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