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Alvin Seville:
[at employment agency] Well, I want a great job with three weeks paid vacation every sixth months, a birthday bash every year, time off for homework, and a starting salary of a thousand... no, no, make that *two* thousand dollars a week!
Receptionist:
Ah, you must be some top-notch whiz kid! What's your specialities?
Alvin Seville:
I do multiple wheelies on my bike!
Receptionist:
Any degrees?
Alvin Seville:
[puts his hand to his forehead] Eh, about 98.5!
Alvin Seville, Simon Seville, Theodore Seville:
Watch out cause here we come / It's been a while but we're back with style / So get set to have some fun / We'll bring you action and satisfaction / We're the chipmunks / C-H-I-P-M-U-N-K / We're the chipmunks / Guaranteed to brighten your day / When you feel like a laugh / Give us a call we'll give you a roll / And if you feel like a song / Tune in to us and sing right along / We're the chipmunks / Coming on stronger than ever before / We're the chipmunks / Alvin, Simon, Theodore
Simon Seville:
Good job, Theodore. You got an A-.
Theodore Seville:
All right! Wait a minute. What's the minus for?
Simon Seville:
You only missed one question. Our country's bird is the bald eagle, not the stuffed turkey.
Theodore Seville:
Oh.
Alvin Seville:
Hi, I'm Alvin Seville! Maybe you've heard of me?
Girl:
Please go away!
Simon Seville:
She has heard of you...
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