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Quotes of Movie: "Adventures in Wonderland" [1991]
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Maybe the Duchess is better than I am after all. White Rabit: Your majesty, don't say that! A lot of people are better than you but certinly not the duchess. Now you know what it's like to be treated unfairly. The way you treated the Walrus! Alice: You really should just talk to him. He's very nice. Red Queen: I'll say, and he spoke up for all of you, even though you wanted to exclude him. Tweedle Dum: Well... I guess we were being really unfair. White Rabit: Uh... Can you ever forgive us, Mr. Walrus? Walrus: Well, of course. Of course! No hard feelings! And I don't think you've ever heard this about walrus', but we never hold a grudge! March Hare: That's okay, now that we're friends we'll hold it for you. Really Hare! Do you have to make so much noise while I'm reading? You know I like it quiet enough to hear a feather fall. March Hare: I do now. What is that your reading, anyway? Mad Hatter: The Search For The Mummy's Treasure. March Hare: When it comes to MY mummy, I'm her one and only treasure! Mad Hatter: Not that kind of mummy! Not mother! The kind of mummy I'm reading about is all wrappped up in cloth and walks like this. [imitates a mummy's walk and frightens the Hare] March Hare: He probably walks like that because his pants are wrapped too tight! Mad Hatter: No. He walks like that to scare archeologists away from the treasure. You know, sometimes old things are better than new ones, flaws and all. Mad Hatter: Exactly. Why, we'd rather have our old Queen than a young one any day! | |
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[re-enacting the scene of the crime] And then I slipped... and fell against the pedestal. [his hat falls off revealing the missing crown. Everyone gasps] Mad Hatter: It's alright. I'm fine! Red Queen: Hatter! My crown! Mad Hatter: Yes, I know you want your crown! But don't worry, Your Majesty, with me on the case the crown-snatcher won't be able to keep this dastardly deed under his hat forever! Red Queen: I mean, just give me my crown! [takes it from his head. He gasps at the realization] Mad Hatter: It was under my hat the whole time? March Hare: Boy, I sure hope this doesn't get into the private eye newsletter! Mad Hatter: Your Majesty, I had no idea the crown fell on my head. You believe me, don't you? Red Queen: What's not to believe? Alice: Right. It's not that you and the Hare are bad detectives. You were just looking for crowns in all the wrong places. How could I have been so conceited! Alice: Don't feel bad. You just got carried away. Mad Hatter: You are still the smartest hare in my book. March Hare: Really? Mad Hatter: Sure. [opens up his own dictionary] Mad Hatter: See, under S for smart, that's your picture. March Hare: Well, it sure wasn't very smart of me to think I didn't need my books. Red Queen: That's the smartest thing you've said lately, Hare. So smart in fact, I have a question for you. March Hare: Sorry, I'm out of the question answering business. Red Queen: I don't care. My question is, do you want your Smarty-Pants Medal back? March Hare: No way! I don't deserve it! I'm just a know nothing! White Rabit: No, you're not a know nothing. You're just a not know everything. Red Queen: Listen to the Rabbit. He knows these things. March Hare: Okay, so if I'm not a know-nothing I'm at least a know very little. Mad Hatter: No way are you a know very little! Alice: You're at least a know a lot! White Rabit: Yes, and a know a lot still deserves a Smarty-Pants Medal. [on learning how different Christmas in Wonderland is] Well, this is terrible! Poor Alice doesn't have any Christmas traditions! Alice: Oh, but I do! Like, decorating the Christmas tree in the living room. March Hare: You have a tree in your living room? Mad Hatter: Well, I have enough trouble with the vacuming, I sure wouldn't want to rake the carpet! [on finding out the Hatter has won a castle in another land] Hare, you almost don't sound happy for me. March Hare: Oh no, I'm happy as a clown! Mad Hatter: Clowns are happy! March Hare: When they're around their best friends they are. [On learning about the Hatter's leaving Wonderland] Mr. Hare, are you sure you're not the saddest one of all? March Hare: Oh no, I'm happy as a clown! Tweedle Dee: Clowns are happy! March Hare: Not unless one of their best friends moves to another side of the world, leaving them cooped up in their shell, wondering when they'll ever see them again. What kind of tree is it? March Hare: It's a weeping willow. Red Queen: A weeping willow! I don't want to wake up in the morning and hear a willow weeping outside in my garden, that's depressing! White Rabit: No, Your Majesty, the tree's branches droop so that it appears to be weeping. The tree doesn't really cry. Mad Hatter: This one does! And not only does it water itself, it also waters all your other plants! | |
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