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Quotes of Movie: "Aaagh! It's the Mr. Hell Show!" [2

  • Mr. Hell:
    Being red with pointy ears doesn't make me a devil, being a bastard does!

  • Tough Cop:
    Shoot first, ask questions later. Maybe at the funeral.

  • Mr. Hell:
    I'd like to introduce you to my lovely co-host, whose name I can't remember since I had sex with her and no longer care.

  • Mr. Hell:
    It takes 9 months to make one episode of The Simpsons? We're doing a whole series in that time... but it's still good!

  • Damien:
    Father I don't really see the point of trying to enroll in an all girls school



    Mr. Hell:
    Are you sure you're my son?

  • [Victorian lady detective accidentally exposed her ankle]



    Man:
    [throwing rock at her] Ankle slut!

  • [Serge has just finished his career as a porn star]



    Serge:
    Come on Lucky, let's go get laid!


    [Lucky squeaks]



    Serge:
    Okay, okay give a guy time to adjust

  • [after Serge tries to shoot Lucky's new girlfriend, Lucky shoves her out of the way but she gets run over by a truck in the road]



    Serge:
    I know if I get a girlfriend you can kill her, okay?

  • Mr. Hell:
    [doorbell rings] Oooooooh that must be the pizza boy!


    [opens door while getting baseball bat ready]

  • Mr. Hell:
    [seeing his half-devil half-angel son Damien at the door, he looks at the screen] It was a holiday thing.

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