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Quotes of Movie: "A Nero Wolfe Mystery" [2001]

  • Archie:
    Nero Wolfe gets what Nero Wolfe wants, or he throws a tantrum and I get fired.

  • Nero Wolfe:
    May I sit down?



    All:
    NO!



    Nero Wolfe:
    I'm afraid I must overrule you.

  • [Wolfe fakes a nervous breakdown for Dr. Vollmer]



    Nero Wolfe:
    Do you want to pay two dollars a pound for butter? Fifty cents for shoestrings? A dollar for a bottle of beer? Hmph. Well? Confound it, answer me!



    Archie:
    I don't know if it's the willies or what, but as you can see -



    Nero Wolfe:
    Just because I ask you to lend me five dollars until the beginning of the next war, does not mean that I'm a frugal person.



    Dr. Vollmer:
    Who wrote this script for him?



    Archie:
    It's been like this ever since I brought him home.



    Dr. Vollmer:
    He's been out of the house?



    Nero Wolfe:
    Archie tells me that you're masquerading as a doctor. Bah! They'll take your clothes off too! Oh, yes, they'll examine every inch of your skin, and they'll find the mark. The one that entitles you to a discount.

  • [Wolfe pretends to have lost his mind]



    Nero Wolfe:
    Aren't you a physician? Don't you know a nervous breakdown when you see one?



    Dr. Vollmer:
    Yes. Yes, I do.



    Nero Wolfe:
    Well, then, what's the matter with it?



    Dr. Vollmer:
    It doesn't seem, um, typical.



    Nero Wolfe:
    That's a faulty observation! That's a defect in your training! Specifically, it's a persecution complex, you idiot!



    Dr. Vollmer:
    And who's been doing the persecuting?

  • [Feigning a nervous breakdown]



    Nero Wolfe:
    You're not going to cut me! They're coming in hordes! I see them on chariots with spiked wheels, waving insolent banners of inflation! Oh! Archie! They're pelting me with worthless coins!

  • [repeated line]



    Archie:
    Nuts!

  • Archie:
    Nero Wolfe gets what Nero Wolfe wants, or he throws a tantrum and I get fired.

  • Nero Wolfe:
    May I sit down?



    All:
    NO!



    Nero Wolfe:
    I'm afraid I must overrule you.

  • [Wolfe fakes a nervous breakdown for Dr. Vollmer]



    Nero Wolfe:
    Do you want to pay two dollars a pound for butter? Fifty cents for shoestrings? A dollar for a bottle of beer? Hmph. Well? Confound it, answer me!



    Archie:
    I don't know if it's the willies or what, but as you can see -



    Nero Wolfe:
    Just because I ask you to lend me five dollars until the beginning of the next war, does not mean that I'm a frugal person.



    Dr. Vollmer:
    Who wrote this script for him?



    Archie:
    It's been like this ever since I brought him home.



    Dr. Vollmer:
    He's been out of the house?



    Nero Wolfe:
    Archie tells me that you're masquerading as a doctor. Bah! They'll take your clothes off too! Oh, yes, they'll examine every inch of your skin, and they'll find the mark. The one that entitles you to a discount.

  • [Wolfe pretends to have lost his mind]



    Nero Wolfe:
    Aren't you a physician? Don't you know a nervous breakdown when you see one?



    Dr. Vollmer:
    Yes. Yes, I do.



    Nero Wolfe:
    Well, then, what's the matter with it?



    Dr. Vollmer:
    It doesn't seem, um, typical.



    Nero Wolfe:
    That's a faulty observation! That's a defect in your training! Specifically, it's a persecution complex, you idiot!



    Dr. Vollmer:
    And who's been doing the persecuting?

  • [Feigning a nervous breakdown]



    Nero Wolfe:
    You're not going to cut me! They're coming in hordes! I see them on chariots with spiked wheels, waving insolent banners of inflation! Oh! Archie! They're pelting me with worthless coins!

  • [repeated line]



    Archie:
    Nuts!

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