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Quotes of Movie: "A Kind of Magic" [1990]

  • [Ringo and Linda are about to perform a sword trick on Wayne]



    Wayne:
    Has anyone done this trick before?



    Ringo:
    Er, King Henry the Eighth tried it on a couple of his wives!

  • [Ringo is about to demonstrate his ability at ESP]



    Wayne:
    [spotting the eye holes in Ringo's blindfold] Oi!



    Ringo:
    I've been meaning to tell you about the moths in this hat! Sorry about that.

  • Ringo:
    I remember the last time we did this - it was the end of the series and nobody told me. I spent 8 weeks in my hat thinking 'this audience is quiet!' I wasn't too worried, though, cause you've waited 8 weeks for a laugh before now!



    Wayne:
    Oi!

  • [Wayne is holding a man's credit card]



    Wayne:
    What am I holding, Ringo?



    Ringo:
    I'd rather not say!



    Wayne:
    Come on, Ringo, It's your flexible friend!



    Ringo:
    That's why I'd rather not say!

  • Wayne:
    Is this your card?



    Credit Card Owner:
    Yes.



    Wayne:
    Thank you.


    [Goes to pocket the card]



    Ringo:
    I wouldn't put that in there, Wayne, it expired last month!



    Wayne:
    [looking at the card] So it did!


    [Wayne hands the card back]

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