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Quotes of Movie: "8 Simple Rules... for Dating My Teenag
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Kyle: Wassup my brotha from anotha motha? For Michigan fans, football is a religion. And the Ohio State game is Easter. Fine, you can take the mini-van. Bridget: You want me to drive the Loser Cruiser? Are you okay? Paul: I'm mad at something you said. Cate: What? Paul: 'Let's start a family'! | |
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I need more boyfriends. Hold it, I can see your bra and that sling-shot you're wearing. Kerry: Must be Casual Sex Day at school. Bridget: It's a thong. Paul: It's floss. Paul: Uh, Bridget, why are you dressed like that? Kerry: Must be casual sex day at school. Bridget: Hey, at least I get... [Paul turns to Bridget] Bridget: ...Look good. Paul: Okay, Cupcake, I think you missed the word "under" in underwear because I can see your bra and that slingshot your wearing under your pants. Bridget: It's a thong. Paul: It's floss. Bridget: I can't wear anything else. Panty lines - Hello? Paul: Panty lines - Hello, are fine. Actually they were a pretty big deal in my day. Bridget: Well, we're the thong generation. Paul: Well, maybe that's why your generation is so angry. Your always walking around with a wedgie! Uh, Dad... Paul: Not now Rory! Rory: But it's important! Paul: I said just a minute! Rory: [opens front door] Well ok... Paul: Is that Bridget? Is that Bridget driving my car? Without a license? Rory: Oh, so now you wanna know. Two! Four! Six! Eight! These mashed potatoes are really great! I can't believe you're encouraging your daughter to join the Airhead Squad. Aim High! Daddy, can our boyfriends come over on Thanksgiving? Paul: No! Bridget: Okay, Daddy, can they come over Thursday? Honey, you can do anything as long as you never root for Ohio State. I don't need to go to college because I already know what I want to be. An estitician! You want to be a beautician? Paul: A facialist? Rory: A zit-popper? Your oldest daughter has been in the bathroom for, like, an hour. Paul: An hour? What is she doing in there? Kerry: Well we can rule out reading. Would somebody like to listen to my announcement? Kerry: Switched at birth. Please say I was switched at birth. One more smart remark like that, young lady, and there will be serious consequences. Kerry: My life is a consequence. I think I need some alone time. Ok, girls. Broccoli or zucchini? Bridget: What? For dinner? Kerry: [sarcastically] No... She's making a hat! Don't mess with the middle child! Maybe the bears wanna dance! Oh come on Dad. Do you really think that in six months I will be more prepared to date? Paul: No, but I will. Paul: This looks strangely familiar. I'm gonna go to the other side of the mall, touch it, and come back. Hey Bridget, you should wear a bikini to the party and go as "hot." | |
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