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Quotes of Movie: "2DTV" [2001]

  • George W. Bush:
    I'm wonder woman. I'll deflect bullets with my arm bands. Shoot me general.



    General:
    Don't tempt me Mr. President.

  • [it is a last supper scene with members of the Labour Party]



    Tony Blair:
    My people, I have lead a peaceful live.



    David Blunkett:
    Well except for all those wars.



    Tony Blair:
    Yeah, alright. Although I am persecuted, I am confident history will show me as the saviour of mankind.



    John Prescott:
    Well when Alistair Campbell's finished re-writing it.



    Tony Blair:
    I am sure I have served my lord well.


    [Cut to heaven, where we see George W. Bush as God]



    George W. Bush:
    HEH-HEH-HEH-HEH-HEH. Look at me. I'm Santa Claus.

  • Tony Blair:
    But alas, one of you will betray me for thirty silver coins.



    Gordon Brown:
    What rubbish Tony. It was forty.



    Tony Blair:
    Anyway, now we shall eat. Five loaves of bread and five fish, enough to feed forty thousand...


    [We hear a belch, and see John Prescott with a fish bone sticking out of his mouth]



    John Prescott:
    Well that was a nice starter.


    [clutches stomach]



    John Prescott:
    Excuse me guys, I can feel a second coming.

  • Sven:
    [about Wayne Rooney] He is young. He is learning.

  • General:
    Schwarzenegger.



    George W. Bush:
    Shoreenagore.



    General:
    No, Schwarzenegger.



    George W. Bush:
    Mr. Shcwanangor.



    General:
    (sighs)


    [Arnold Schwarzenegger enters]



    General:
    Mr President, Governer Schwarzenegger.



    Arnold Schwarzenegger:
    Hey, check it out


    [pats Bush's head]



    Arnold Schwarzenegger:
    I'm patting Bush.



    George W. Bush:
    Mr Schwalanalananger.



    Arnold Schwarzenegger:
    Hey, now I'm stroking Bush.


    [both snigger]



    General:
    May God have mercy on us all.

  • [it is far into the future]



    Tony Blair:
    Uh, so guys, any signs of the weapons of mass destruction yet?


    [awkward pause]

  • [repeated line]



    Arnold Schwarzenegger:
    Just a little bit of harmless fun.

  • George W. Bush:
    My daddy started the gulf war. I continued it. And now, my son, George Junior Junior will finish it. In about forty years time.

  • George W. Bush:
    General, call off the hunt for Bin Laden.



    General:
    I thought we already had.

  • [in the future, Arnie is president]



    General:
    How do you take your coffee sir?



    Arnold Schwarzenegger:
    Milk and two steroids.

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