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Quotes of Movie: "227" [1985]

  • Lester:
    Are you always like this?



    Pee-Wee Herman:
    No, sometimes I act really silly.

  • Pee-Wee Herman:
    We sure picked a dumb time to not be invisible.

  • Holdup Man:
    Who are you?



    Mary:
    I'm Gladys Knight and these are my Pips.

  • [Julian asks Mary about painting the master bedroom]



    Julian:
    It's House and Condo's Color of the Month.



    Mary:
    I don't care if it's Baskin Robbins flavor of the month! You are not painting our bedroom passion purple!



    Lester:
    Passion Purple, Are you Crazy?



    Travis:
    Cheap! $3.95 a gallon and they threw in the beret!



    Julian:
    Balderdash!

  • Sandra:
    Calvin, You're still a boy.



    Calvin:
    [Before Sandra screams when Calvin tries to kiss her] Hopefully I won't be after tonight!



    Sandra:
    Don't move, breathe deep, think about Church!

  • Tiffany:
    Um, Brenda, can I get Calvin's autograph?



    Brenda:
    [after hearing Tiffany's request] Bye Tiffany!

  • Sandra:
    [to Rose after she sneezed and destroyed an old map] You really blew it now Rose!

  • [Sandra is paying rent to Rose]



    Sandra:
    Three months' rent.



    Rose Lee:
    Good, now you're only two months behind!

  • Sandra:
    By this summer, I can buy anything I want. I wonder if the Washington Redskins are for sale.

  • Sandra:
    [after receiving a bouquet of flowers] Oh, Mary! You know what? These are probably from Tony apologizing for last night.



    Mary:
    You see there? All upset for nothing.



    Sandra:
    [reading the attached note] Oh! Dear Snookums, please accept these flowers as well as an invitation to dinner Friday night at La Bamba! Love, Tony!



    Mary:
    La Bamba? Child, that place is so expensive, even the doorman takes credit cards.



    Sandra:
    [laughs] Oh, look, Mary, isn't this cute? There's a P.S! Please don't tell... Sandra.


    [voice changes to an angry tone upon realizing the flowers are for her roommate, Donna]



    Donna Dalton:
    Hi!


    [seeing flowers in Sandra's hand]



    Donna Dalton:
    Oh, those are so pretty!



    Sandra:
    They're yours.



    Donna Dalton:
    Aw!


    [grabbing the flowers]



    Donna Dalton:
    From who?



    Sandra:
    From Tony.



    Donna Dalton:
    Aw! I wonder where I should put them?



    Sandra:
    [menacingly moves towards Donna] I know exact...



    Mary:
    [while pulling Sandra back] Uh! Uh! Um!



    Donna Dalton:
    I-Is there something wrong?



    Sandra:
    [mockingly] I-Is there something wrong? Yeah, there's something wrong! You obviously made a mistake in judgement! Nobody, I mean, nobody messes with Sandra Clark!



    Donna Dalton:
    What are you so upset about? You got a 100 guys calling you!



    Sandra:
    [defiantly] Well, today's it's 99.

  • Rose Lee:
    Mary, now you know I am a very understanding person.



    Sandra:
    HA!



    Rose Lee:
    But I told Sandra if she didn't have that rent money by the end of the week, she was out of here!



    Sandra:
    And after all the favors I've done for her!



    Rose Lee:
    Favors? What favors?



    Sandra:
    What about last week? You were feeling kind of low. You spent all that money on a new dress and you didn't know if it was attractive. You came to me for help, and I looked you straight in the eye and said it was gorgeous.


    [smugly]



    Sandra:
    I lied, Rose.

  • Rose Lee:
    [while interviewing applicants to be Sandra's roommate] Hello, I'm Rose Holloway, the landlady here, and this is Miss Sandra Clark.



    Muffin Tee Matthews:
    [in a Southern accent] Nice to meet you! Muffin Tee Matthews



    Sandra:
    Muffin?



    Muffin Tee Matthews:
    Oh, that's not my real name. I just use it for the beauty pageants.



    Sandra:
    Beauty pageants?



    Muffin Tee Matthews:
    And may I say that living with you would be so fufilling and rewarding!



    Sandra:
    What are you, Miss Congeniality?



    Muffin Tee Matthews:
    No. I'm Miss Tuscaloosa. And next year, we're going after Miss America. My manager says I'm a perfect 10!



    Sandra:
    Oh, what a shame!



    Muffin Tee Matthews:
    Why?



    Sandra:
    Rose has it in her lease: Two perfect 10's can't share the same apartment.


    [grabbing Muffin's hand]



    Sandra:
    Oh, I'm so sorry! Oh, thank you! See you on the runway... Miss Tuscaloosa!


    [pushes Muffin out of the door]

  • Mary:
    [while watching Donna walking, laughing, and flirting with two guys] Um, Madonna? I mean... Donna. I think we need to talk.



    Donna Dalton:
    Sure, Aunt Mary, what about?



    Mary:
    [referring to Donna's new look and attitude] About your... your, um... difference.



    Donna Dalton:
    Oh, I know, isn't it wonderful? I feel like a whole new person! I've never had this much fun in my entire life! I feel so good and confident about myself! Coming to see you and Uncle Lester has been the best thing that's ever happened to me! Oh, I love it here!


    [kisses Mary on the cheek and walks inside the apartment]



    Pearl Shay:
    Well, you sure straightened her out.

  • Rose Lee:
    [referring to Sandra] Mary, this woman has got me at the end of my rope!



    Sandra:
    [muttering] It should be around your neck.

  • Alexandria DeWitt:
    And this must be Brenda.



    Brenda:
    Yes, Ma'am. I mean, hi.



    Alexandria DeWitt:
    Brenda, this should be fun. Do you like music?



    Brenda:
    Oh, I love music!



    Alexandria DeWitt:
    Good, I brought my entire collection of the Three B's.



    Brenda:
    What group is that?



    Alexandria DeWitt:
    Bach, Beethoven, and Brahms.



    Brenda:
    Oh, I like rap: Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince?



    Alexandria DeWitt:
    Oh, honey, you'll grow out of it.

  • Alexandria DeWitt:
    And you must be...



    Sandra:
    Oh, I'm Madame Curie.



    Alexandria DeWitt:
    Oh, you're much prettier than she.



    Sandra:
    Ah! Give this kid a Nobel prize!



    Alexandria DeWitt:
    Oh, she won one of those for the betterment of mankind.



    Sandra:
    Oh, gee! We both work for the same cause!

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