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Quotes of Movie: 3 Ninjas [1992]

  • Fester:
    Marcus, score us some nacho chips and some radical salsa.



    Marcus:
    Dude!



    Fester:
    None of that green stuff.

  • Marcus:
    Radical!

  • Hammer:
    Dude!

  • Fester:
    [aiming gun at clerk] Open up the cash register. That's right, dude, us three bone heads are sticking you up. Open up that register before I have to get nasty.


    [Pager goes off]



    Fester:
    Excuse me, sir, could I please use your telephone?

  • [Grandpa is giving the boys names]



    Tum Tum:
    Can I be Monster Destroyer? Or how about Super Killer?



    Colt:
    How about Super Dork?

  • Fester:
    Hey dude, what time does school get out?



    Hammer:
    I don't know. I never stayed to the end.

  • Fester:
    This kidnapping is so much better than armed robbery.



    Hammer:
    Yeah I never got a pizza on a robbery.

  • Fester:
    Okay, none of you little dudes move until those two dudes get back!

  • Rocky:
    We should run.



    Tum Tum:
    We should hide.



    Colt:
    We should kick their butts!

  • Colt:
    I'm Colt because I'm fast, he's Rocky because he's solid and he's Tum-Tum because he'll eat anything.



    Tum Tum:
    I won't eat dog poop.

  • Fester:
    Okay, Marcia Brady or Laurie Partridge?



    Hammer:
    Rather do Laurie.



    Fester:
    Cool. Okay, Cheryl Ladd or Farrah Fawcett?



    Hammer:
    Tanya Roberts, dude.

  • Fester:
    Alright. Operation: Kick Butt is about to commence. Synchronize watches.



    Hammer:
    What time is it?



    Fester:
    I dunno, anybody got a watch?

  • Fester:
    Okay little dude, we know you're in here somewhere. We don't wanna hurt you, we just wanna kidnap you.

  • Fester:
    I say we kill those little boogers!



    Hammer:
    But like, I thought we wanted them alive.



    Fester:
    I want *us* alive, dude!

  • Grandpa:
    Remember, never fight unless you're sure you can win.

  • Hugo Snyder:
    God, I love being a bad guy.

  • Grandpa:
    I hate pizza.

  • Fester:
    Seems that providence has shined her light upon us boys. It's pizza time.

  • Grandpa:
    Two lessons you have to learn from this battle. Lesson 1, never attack unless you're gonna win?



    Colt:
    And lesson two?



    Grandpa:
    Don't climb a tree that's full of thorns. Uh!

  • Colt:
    Oh no, robbers!



    Hammer:
    Robbers? I thought we were kidnappers.

  • Fester:
    Where are those little boogers? If I was a little booger, where would I be? Mom and Dad's room!

  • Hugo Snyder:
    Am I a nice guy or what?



    Colt:
    You're a geek.

  • Fester:
    We got those little dudes now, Dudes.

  • Rocky:
    Grandpa is a Ninja. He will come.



    Tum Tum:
    I don't care who he is as long as he brings us something to eat.

  • Rocky:
    Hey, what's the matter with us? Remember what Grandpa taught us? Everything around us can be our friend. Be friendly to your environment.



    Colt:
    Oh sure, Rocky, we gonna go make the friendly door open?

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