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Quotes of Movie: 3 Men and a Little Lady [1990]
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What a crock. Sylvia: Mary! Where did you hear that? Peter Mitchell: [On the phone] What a crock! When I was at summer camp, I bunked with a kid who collected farts. I think she knows that actors are just like regular people. Jack Holden: [Enters dressed as Dracula] Good afternoon. Do you want to marry me? Peter Mitchell: Jack! Jack Holden: [to Sylvia] Wanna sleep on it? Michael Kellam: She did that once before, Jack! Jack Holden: Hey, shut up! [turns back to Sylvia] Jack Holden: Do you want to marry me? Sylvia: No... but thank you for asking. | |
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Where are you gonna live? Sylvia: London. Jack Holden: London, England? Michael Kellam: [Sarcastically] No, London, New Jersey. [Also said in _Three Men and A Baby (1987)_ ] I'll give you $1,000 if you do it. Do you have a penis? [brings in breakfast] Here's my specialty. Liver moose and poached eggs. Edward Hargreave: [looks at the tray and stammers] What an attractive combination, but we do have a cook for these sort of things. Sylvia: I like doing it. Mary: Try it Edward. You'll like it. Edward Hargreave: [sees Mary holding her tea cup in the palm of her hand] Whoever taught you to hold you teacup like that? [to a farmer] Do you have a car we could borrow? [farmer shakes his head] Peter Mitchell: A horse? Anything that moves? [seeing the amount of luggage Vera brought with her] What? No furniture? Edward is a wonderful person, but something keeps me from saying yes. Vera Bennington: Would that something happen to be a tall architecht? [Jack and Michael have come up with a list of potential husbands for Sylvia and Peter has rejected every one of them] Bill, Billy Bob, Billy Joe? Come on, Peter, we're not asking you to marry the guy! [Mary is upset about leaving New York for England] Close your eyes. Can you see us? Mary: [she has her eyes closed] No. Peter Mitchell: Well, you're not looking hard enough. Look harder. Way in the back. Can you see us now? Mary: Yeah. Peter Mitchell: Ok what are we doing? Mary: Michael's drawing, Jack's looking in the mirror, and you're watching basketball on TV yelling at Jack for not cleaning up the kitchen! Peter Mitchell: Well, that sounds about right to me! I think we need drinks. Peter Mitchell: I think we need shovels. [Michael and Peter come to a cocktail party in tuxedos] Has someone died? Michael Kellam: Not yet. [Peter has just gotten away] Dammit. Someone going to come to the airport to help me pick up my mother? Peter Mitchell: Jack can you do it? Jack Holden: Oh damn, I got that kidney operation this afternoon! What about you, Peter? Peter Mitchell: Michael, I'll give you $1,000 if you'll do it! Bride or groom, sir? Barrow, Edward's Butler: Just a guest. [on the phone] We're building an office block for 15,000 people, we can't put a bathroom on every other floor. [pause] Peter Mitchell: Well, what if they don't go before come to work? Marry me. Sylvia: Why Peter? For Mary's sake? You don't have to do that now. I'm moving back to New York and living there and you can see as much of Mary as you like. Peter Mitchell: It's not for Mary I'm doing this. I'm doing it for me. I love you. Sylvia: No you don't. Peter Mitchell: Yes I do. I love you. I love the way you walk, I love the way you laugh, I love the way when you get nervous you bite your bottom lip just like you're doing now, I love the way you love Mary, [to the congregation] Peter Mitchell: I even love her liver mousse. I love you and if there were no Mary, if there was nothing else I would still love you. And I want to make Mary all over again with you. You love Sylvia, don't you? Peter Mitchell: Why do you say that? Jack Holden: Don't you. Oh come on Peter, just say how you feel. Peter Mitchell: All right, I love her. Jack Holden: Yes! Man, I wish there was a category like this on Jeopardy, I'd clean up. So why don't you tell her? Peter Mitchell: I'm scared. Jack Holden: Of what? Getting married again? Peter Mitchell: Yes. I love Sylvia. There, I've said it. I love her, I love her so much it hurts. But I'm scared, I'm scared of hurting her and Mary and you and Michael. And me. You love Sylvia and she loves you. Peter Mitchell: She loves me? Jack Holden: Yes! Peter Mitchell: Then why is she marrying Edward? Jack Holden: Because you never asked her. [gets shocked by television] Ohhh shit! Mary: You said the "S" word! Peter Mitchell: No I didn't. [gets shocked again] Peter Mitchell: Ohhh shit! [Peter is trying to unplug Mary's TV] Pete, are you listening to me? Peter Mitchell: No, I'm electrocuting myself! You are a selfish bastard! Peter Mitchell: I'm selfish? At least I didn't leave my baby on a doorstep when she was six months old! [Sylvia slaps Peter] | |
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