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Quotes of Movie: 2001 Maniacs [2005]

  • [first lines]



    Professor Ackerman:
    Unprecedented, historical categories. More Americans died in the so-called Civil War than in the two World Wars combined. 618,000. Although popular media usually portrays the Civil War as a series of epic battles for honor and glory the reality is far from either. General Sherman's march through South Carolina alone cost over 8,000 innocent Southerners their lives.

  • Anderson Lee:
    I love the smell of cow shit in the morning. Take it all in boys. Sniff it. All right, all right, all right. I know what I am gonna write my term paper on. "Cow Shit of the South: The Smell of Victory."



    Nelson Elliot:
    Dudes! The whole point was getting away from history class.

  • Anderson Lee:
    [looking at a map] The way I see it... if we drive through the night we'll be quaffing beers by noon and boffing chicks by 5:00.

  • Gas Station Attendant:
    Pushin' up daisies by midnight.

  • Rufus:
    Any more luggage, boy?



    Malcolm:
    Boy? Ain't y'all motherfuckers ever heard of the Civil Rights Movement?



    Rufus:
    Is that like anything like a bowel movement?

  • Kat:
    Is this some hillbilly reality show type of thing?



    Harper Alexander:
    You know this is Georgia, Miss Pussycat.

  • Harper Alexander:
    My daddy proposed to my mama right here on this spot.



    Kat:
    My daddy proposed to my mom in the back of a '69 Chevy.

  • Kat:
    I think this might be taking it just a little bit too far.



    Harper Alexander:
    Frankly, Miss Pussy, I don't give a damn.

  • Rufus:
    Now. Daddy. Daddy, don't mind Lester none. I got full confidence in him.



    Mayor Buckman:
    Son, one time I had full confidence in a fart. Shit all over myself.

  • [Ricky is about to get skewered]



    Mayor Buckman:
    I see our barb-a-cuties got the skewering rod raring to go.

  • Malcolm:
    Pleasant Valley. Hmm. More like Death Valley.

  • Malcolm:
    Either one of you inbred country fucks knows where my woman is... better tell me now.



    Strolling Minstrel A, Strolling Minstrel B:
    [singing] The boy wants his bitch / Yeah, the boy wants his bitch / Sad, sad thing / A boy without his bitch.

  • Mayor Buckman:
    Got any last requests, boy?



    Malcolm:
    Yeah. Kiss my black ass.

  • Anderson Lee:
    I'll take your glory and honor. And I'll shove it right up your ass.

  • [last lines]



    Hucklebilly:
    Damn Yankees.

  • Mayor Buckman:
    This ain't my first barbeque, son! And it surely won't be my last!

  • Milk Maiden:
    I actually prefer non smokers.

  • Granny Boone:
    That Chinawoman had a lot of guts.

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