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Quotes of Movie: ¡Three Amigos! [1986]
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Well, we're just gonna have to use our brains. Ned Nederlander, Dusty Bottoms: Damn it! Are gringos falling from the sky? [Ned falls from overhead and lands with a thud] Jefe: Yes, El Guapo. Do you know what "nada" means? Dusty Bottoms: Isn't that a light chicken gravy? Which one do you like? Carmen: I like the one that's not so smart. Mexican girl: Which one is that? | |
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I have put many beautiful pinatas in the storeroom, each of them filled with little suprises. El Guapo: Many pinatas? Jefe: Oh yes, many! El Guapo: Would you say I have a plethora of pinatas? Jefe: A what? El Guapo: A *plethora*. Jefe: Oh yes, you have a plethora. El Guapo: Jefe, what is a plethora? Jefe: Why, El Guapo? El Guapo: Well, you told me I have a plethora. And I just would like to know if you know what a plethora is. I would not like to think that a person would tell someone he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has *no idea* what it means to have a plethora. Jefe: Forgive me, El Guapo. I know that I, Jefe, do not have your superior intellect and education. But could it be that once again, you are angry at something else, and are looking to take it out on me? We don't have beer. Just tequila. Ned Nederlander: What's tequila? Bartender: Uh, it's like beer. I was thinking later, you could kiss me on the veranda. Dusty Bottoms: Lips would be fine. Not so fast El Guapo! Or I'll pump you so full of lead you'll be using your dick for a pencil! El Guapo: What do you mean? Lucky Day: I don't know. Jefe: I think he means that if you... El Guapo: Shut up! Dusty Bottoms: What is it doing here? Ned Nederlander: I think it's a male plane. Dusty Bottoms: How can you tell? Ned Nederlander: Didn't you notice its little balls? In a way, each of us has an El Guapo to face. For some, shyness might be their El Guapo. For others, a lack of education might be their El Guapo. For us, El Guapo is a big, dangerous man who wants to kill us. But as sure as my name is Lucky Day, the people of Santa Poco can conquer their own personal El Guapo, who also happens to be *the actual* El Guapo! Oh, great. You killed the invisible swordsman! Ned Nederlander: [runs over to check] He's dead, all right. Dusty Bottoms: How was I supposed to know where he was? Lucky Day: You were supposed to fire up. *We* both fired *up*. [aside] Lucky Day: It's like living with a six-year old. Time for plan B. Plan A was to break into El Guapo's fortress. Carmen: And that you have done, now what? Dusty Bottoms: Well we really dont have a plan B. We didn't expect for the first plan to work. Sometimes you can overplan these things. This is not a town of weaklings! You can use your strengths against El Guapo. Now, what is it that this town really does well? Townspeople: Hmmm. Hmmm? Ummm. [long pause] Mama Sanchez: We can sew! Dusty Bottoms: There you go, you can sew. Ned Nederlander: Ah. Dusty Bottoms: If only we had known this sooner. Sew, very old one! Sew like the wind! El Guapo only kills men. [horse neighs, Three Amigos shuffle nervously] El Guapo: He does not kill crying women! [Three Amigos let out a sigh of relief] Well I'd like to continue to work for free, Mr. Flugleman. Get a wardrobe over here right away; take the Amigos' clothes. Can I have your watch when you are dead? Jefe, you do not understand women. You cannot force open the petals of a flower. When the flower is ready, it opens itself up to you. Jefe: So when do you think Carmen will open up her flower to you? El Guapo: Tonight, or I will kill her! No, we will not die like dogs! We will fight like lions! Because we are... Dusty Bottoms, Lucky Day, Ned Nederlander: The Three Amigos! What we're talking about is money, real money, Amigo money. No dough, no show. Wherever there is injustice, you will find us. Ned Nederlander: Wherever there is suffering, we'll be there. Dusty Bottoms: Wherever liberty is threatened, you will find... Lucky Day The Three Amigos! Do you have anything here besides Mexican food? You son of a motherless goat! Could it be that once again you are angry for something else, and you are taking it out on me? | |
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