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Quotes of Movie: 11:14 [2003]

  • Officer Hannagan:
    How 'bout the penis?

  • Mark:
    [after coming up with a story to tell the cops] You hear that Eddie? I never hit you.



    Eddie:
    Why should I lie?



    Mark:
    What are you talking about?



    Eddie:
    Why should I lie, when this is all your fault?



    Mark:
    My fault? How the fuck is this my fault?



    Eddie:
    Well if you hadn't been so worried about your paint job, my penis would be in my pants right now and not in my fucking hand!

  • [first lines]



    Jack:
    [talking on his cell phone] I'm on my way back from Benny's. I'm almost home. Tell me where you are and I'll come get you.

  • Norma:
    This can't be happening.



    Jack:
    What happened?



    Norma:
    Chief Garby called. My only child has been hit by a car.



    Jack:
    They just called?



    Norma:
    Right after I came home, just a few minutes after I left you.

  • Duffy:
    Where the fuck's my bowling ball?

  • Officer Hannagan:
    [talking to a medic] We got a human penis right there by the curb. Somebody's gotta be looking for that.

  • Officer Hannagan:
    Don't move!



    Norma:
    You'll burn for what you did to my daughter!



    Jack:
    [confused] Daughter?

  • Frank:
    [after Mark throws a jelly donut at his windshield] Stupid little shits!

  • Frank:
    So is that Aaron's car outside? I thought you weren't seeing him anymore?



    Cheri:
    I'm not.



    Frank:
    Then what's he doing back here?



    Cheri:
    We're just hanging out.



    Frank:
    Cheri, Cheri. I do not trust that guy.



    Cheri:
    So you said.



    Frank:
    Look at me. If he hits you again, I'll kill him.



    Cheri:
    I can take care of myself.

  • [last lines]



    Duffy:
    [holding a bag of money] Cheri! I got it!



    Cheri:
    [yelling back to Duffy] My car won't start.



    Jack:
    [on Cheri's cell phone] Hello? Are you still there?



    Cheri:
    [talking to Jack] Listen, I might get Duffy's half after all. I'll call you back.

  • Eddie:
    What's with the books?


    [Tim holds up a book and tries to light it on fire]



    Eddie:
    You're gonna burn a book?



    Tim:
    It's not like this is great fucking literature or anything. I'm doing the world a favor.

  • Tim:
    Dude, you just broke my box.



    Eddie:
    Yeah, you're mom told me that last night.

  • Mark:
    [referring to Eddie's penis] Tim, it's been cut off!



    Tim:
    So they can reattach it.



    Mark:
    Well how the fuck are they gonna do that?



    Tim:
    What am I, a surgeon? They use leeches and shit.



    Mark:
    This is so stupid! What about the cops?



    Tim:
    Just be here when I get back.

  • Eddie:
    Did you get it? Did you get it?


    [Tim throws Eddie's severed penis onto his lap]



    Tim:
    Don't say I never did anything for you.

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