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Quotes of Movie: 10 Things I Hate About You [1999]

  • Walter Stratford:
    My insurance does not cover PMS!



    Kat Stratford:
    Well then, tell them I had a seizure.

  • Bianca:
    Has the fact that you're completely psycho managed to escape your attention?

  • Walter Stratford:
    Hello, Katarina. Make anyone cry today?



    Kat Stratford:
    Sadly, no. But it's only 4:30.

  • Cameron:
    I burn, I pine, I perish.


    [Lucentio's line from The Taming of the Shrew Act I Scene 1]



    Michael:
    Of course you do. You know, she's beautiful and deep, I'm sure.

  • Michael:
    Sweet love, renew thy force.


    [Start of Shakespeare's Sonnet LVI]



    Patrick:
    Hey! Don't say shit like that to me. People can hear you.

  • Chastity:
    I know you can be overwhelmed, and you can be underwhelmed, but can you ever just be whelmed?



    Bianca:
    I think you can in Europe.

  • Bianca:
    You're asking me out? That's so cute! What's your name again?

  • Walter Stratford:
    I'm down, I've got the 411, and you are not going out and getting jiggy with some boy, I don't care how dope his ride is. My momma didn't raise no foo'!

  • Walter Stratford:
    Do you know what happens at proms?



    Bianca:
    Yes. We'll dance, we'll kiss, we'll come home. It's not quite the crisis situation you imagine.



    Walter Stratford:
    Kissing? That's what you think happens? I've got news for you. Kissing isn't what keeps me up to my elbows in placenta all day long.



    Bianca:
    Can we, for two seconds, ignore the fact that you're severely unhinged and discuss my need for a night of teenage normalcy?



    Walter Stratford:
    What's normal? Those damn... Dawson's river kids sleeping in each other's beds and what not?



    Bianca:
    Daddy that is so not-



    Walter Stratford:
    I've got news for you. I'm down, I've got the 411, and you are not going out and getting jiggy with some boy, I don't care how dope his ride is. Mamma didn't raise no fool.

  • Bianca:
    You don't buy black lingerie unless you want someone to see it.

  • Kat Stratford:
    You're not as vile as I thought you were.

  • Patrick:
    What is it with this chick? She have beer-flavored nipples?

  • Bianca:
    There's a difference between like and love. Because, I like my Skechers, but I love my Prada backpack.



    Chastity:
    But I love my Skechers.



    Bianca:
    That's because you don't have a Prada backpack.

  • Kat Stratford:
    Remove head from sphincter, then drive!

  • Kat Stratford:
    I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick; it even makes me rhyme. I hate it, I hate the way you're always right. I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry. I hate it when you're not around, and the fact that you didn't call. But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you. Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.

  • Michael:
    I have a dick on my face, don't I?

  • Patrick:
    Someone still has her panties in a twist.



    Kat Stratford:
    Don't, for one minute, think that you had any effect whatsoever on my panties.



    Patrick:
    Then what did I have an effect on?



    Kat Stratford:
    Other than my upchuck reflex, nothing.

  • Michael:
    The shit hath hitith the fan... ith.

  • Cameron:
    I learned French for you!

  • Walter Stratford:
    Where's your sister going?



    Kat Stratford:
    She's meeting some bikers. Big ones. Full of sperm.



    Walter Stratford:
    Funny.

  • Walter Stratford:
    [Bianca and Chastity are sneaking past Bianca's father] Shoulda used the window!



    Bianca:
    Hi Daddy!



    Walter Stratford:
    Hi... where're we going?



    Bianca:
    Well, if you must know... a small study group of friends.



    Walter Stratford:
    Otherwise known as an orgy?



    Chastity:
    Mr. Stratford, it's just a party!



    Walter Stratford:
    And hell is just a sauna.

  • Ms. Perky:
    People perceive you as somewhat...



    Kat Stratford:
    Tempestuous?



    Ms. Perky:
    "Heinous bitch" is the term used most often.

  • Kat Stratford:
    You don't always have to be who they want you to be, you know?



    Bianca:
    I happen to like being adored, thank you!

  • Kat Stratford:
    Romantic? Hemingway? He was an abusive, alcoholic misogynist who squandered half of his life hanging around Picasso trying to nail his leftovers.

  • Bianca:
    Where did you come from? Planet "Loser"?



    Kat Stratford:
    As opposed to Planet "Look At Me, Look At Me"?

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