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Quotes of Miami" [2002] Movie: "Good Morning

  • Sister Brenda:
    You can't fire me. I'm a friggin nun.

  • Dylan Messinger:
    The expression is bonk.

  • Jake Silver:
    Do you not know what boinking is?



    Claire:
    Yes, it's what you aren't doing.

  • Lucia Rojas-Klein:
    What about Steve from craft services?



    Dylan Messinger:
    Yeah, sure.



    Lucia Rojas-Klein:
    Do you think Jake is cute?



    Dylan Messinger:
    I haven't really thought about it.



    Lucia Rojas-Klein:
    Oh, and you thought of Fat Steve with the sandles and snaggled toe?



    Dylan Messinger:
    Lucia, I'm happy with Gavin.



    Lucia Rojas-Klein:
    Ah, listen to you. I did not ask if you were happy with Gavin, I asked if you thought Jake was cute.



    Dylan Messinger:
    I told you haven't really thought about it.



    Lucia Rojas-Klein:
    Are you thinking about it now?



    Dylan Messinger:
    No.



    Lucia Rojas-Klein:
    Are you thinking about it now?



    Dylan Messinger:
    No.



    Lucia Rojas-Klein:
    Are you thinking about it now?

  • Sister Brenda:
    If we're talking in religious terms.



    Dylan Messinger:
    What do you mean?



    Sister Brenda:
    If the UPS man was a hymn, I'd sing him everyday.

  • Jake Silver:
    There's something about your eyes and your smile... and it's not just that they light up a room. They're the gateway to a world I want to be a part of.

  • Frank Alfano:
    Penny Lane, penny for your thoughts, Pennies from Heaven.

  • Gavin Stone:
    It's not witchcraft, it's a palm pilot.

  • [in the dressing room]



    Gavin Stone:
    What are you doing in here?



    Penny:
    [Sitting in a chair, reading a magazine] I'm on my way to the warehouse to pick up some film, and with all this traffic, it might be a while.



    Gavin Stone:
    Why are you smoking?



    Penny:
    It's my car, I can do what I want.

  • Jake Silver:
    My hair is at the peak of its cycle. It's full, but not a Jake-fro.

  • Jake Silver:
    Ok, now I'm gonna have to back up over you with my whoopass mobile.

  • Gavin Stone:
    I only have so many apologies to give. This just feels too stupid to waste one on.

  • Gavin Stone:
    You don't seem to be burdened with any sexual hang ups.



    Penny:
    Dog, I am a slut with skills.

  • Penny:
    You know what? The funny thing is, you and I are exactly alike. We make decisions with our hearts, and then let our heads handle the cleanup.


    [starts to sob]



    Penny:
    I just wish your heart had picked me.

  • Claire:
    Jake, I need you to sign my paycheck.



    Jake Silver:
    Claire, this is my paycheck.



    Claire:
    You sound just like that bitchy teller.

  • Penny:
    I can't believe that girl actually thought I had a crush on you. She's crazier than a bum arguing with his elbow.

  • Jake:
    Look, just be nice to Dylan. It's not a chore. Try complimenting her instead of putting peanut butter in her clogs and mayonnaise in her coffee.



    Penny:
    It looks just like creamer... I'm told.

  • Dylan:
    Are you accusing me of manipulating Jake?



    Penny:
    Hey, if the peanut buttery clog fits, wear it.

  • [Claire sees a poster of herself and cannot believe how old she looks]



    Claire:
    [pointing to her moles and age-spots] Look what those butchers did to me.



    Jake:
    Those "butchers"? You mean, "Time and Vodka"?

  • Roberta Diaz:
    You're actually willing to let him go? You must be a COMPLETE IDIOT.



    Jake:
    That hurts... only because of your voice.

  • [Gavin and Dylan have broken up and Jake goes to see Gavin]



    Gavin:
    Who's there?



    Jake:
    It's me, Jake.


    [Gavin looks through the peephole, but can't see Jake]



    Gavin:
    Prove it. Jump up.



    Jake:
    Ha, ha. I'm short. Open the door.



    Gavin:
    Why?



    Jake:
    I don't think you should be alone tonight.



    Gavin:
    Sure, make your move when I'm vulnerable.



    Jake:
    Ha, ha. I'm *gay*.

  • Gavin:
    You know, Silver, uppers don't make you taller.

  • Jake:
    Roberta, you can't be serious. What, do you think Stone is Stone Phillips? He's not even McKENZIE PHILLIPS .

  • [trying to convince Dylan there's nothing between him and Penny]



    Jake:
    I mean, it's Penny. She's like my little brother.

  • Dylan:
    Jake, why are you talking like the frosted mini-wheat?

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