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Quotes of Mary Hartman" [1976] Movie: "Mary Hartman

  • [Martha rushes through the kitchen]



    George Shumway:
    What's the matter? The house on fire?



    Martha Shumway:
    It would be better for us all if it was!

  • Librarian:
    Do you know what aspects of venereal disease she wants books on?



    Mary Hartman:
    Um, I think mostly on the disease itself. And how not to die from it.



    Librarian:
    Perhaps it would be better if your friend came in herself.



    Mary Hartman:
    She can't.



    Librarian:
    Why?



    Mary Hartman:
    She's in traction.

  • Cathy Shumway:
    You know, isn't it ironic - that if one of us had to get it, it's a miracle it was you.



    Mary Hartman:
    I know, I must have been born under an unlucky star. You know I have filled out entry blanks for every single drawing in the supermarket for the last twelve years, and the only thing I ever won was a coupon for a small little jar of tomato paste. But they were out of tomato paste, and by the time they got more in, my coupon had expired. And now I have venereal disease.

  • Martha Shumway:
    Now you listen here - there is nothing so bad that it can't be worse.



    Charlie Haggers:
    That's a comforting thought, Martha.



    Martha Shumway:
    That's why I'm here, Charlie. To comfort you.

  • Martha Shumway:
    Yes, yes, things can always be worse - like my uncle Wilbur, who used to work in a cardboard factory. He came home one day with a splinter in his finger - just a little bitty old splinter. But it turned out that he had blood poisoning.



    Charlie Haggers:
    Well, that's terrible.



    Martha Shumway:
    And next day, they amputated his leg.



    Charlie Haggers:
    On account of a splinter in his finger?



    Martha Shumway:
    Oh no, no, not because of that. They found a growth in his leg.

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