Lily Tomlin quotes Her various characters on Laugh-In (1969-1970) Born: 09/01/1939 Country: usa

• The best mind-altering drug is the truth. (Lily Tomlin)
• Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world (Lily Tomlin)
• The problem with winning the rat race is you're still a rat. (Lily Tomlin)
• The best mind-altering drug is the truth (Lily Tomlin)
• The road to success is always under construction. (Lily Tomlin)
• The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. (Lily Tomlin)
• There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic. (Lily Tomlin)
• Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse. (Lily Tomlin)
• We don't care. We don't have to. We're the phone company. (Lily Tomlin)
• We are all in this together, by ourselves (Lily Tomlin)
• We're all in this alone. (Lily Tomlin)
• What if it's boring - or if it's not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring. (Lily Tomlin)
• What is reality, anyway? Just a collective hunch. (Lily Tomlin)
• Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying, but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic? (Lily Tomlin)
• Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet? (Lily Tomlin)

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