Lily Tomlin quotes Her various characters on Laugh-In (1969-1970) Born: 09/01/1939 Country: usa

• I have always wanted to be somebody, but I see now I should have been more specific. (Lily Tomlin) [more]
• Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. (Lily Tomlin) [language]
• If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? (Lily Tomlin) [love]
• Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. (Lily Tomlin) [worry/being/mediocre]
• Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hard-working Americans. It is the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them. (Lily Tomlin)
• If truth is beauty, then how come no one has their hair done in a library? (Lily Tomlin) [truth/beauty]
• Reality is nothing but a collective hunch. (Lily Tomlin) [reality/collectivism]
• We are all in this together, by ourselves. (Lily Tomlin)
• For fast-acting relief try slowing down. (Lily Tomlin)
• Don't be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed. (Lily Tomlin)
• I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. (Lily Tomlin)
• For fast-acting relief try slowing down (Lily Tomlin)
• I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody. (Lily Tomlin)
• I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework (Lily Tomlin)
• I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain. (Lily Tomlin)
• I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else. (Lily Tomlin)
• I've always wanted to be somebody, but I see now I should have been more specific. (Lily Tomlin)
• If I had known what it would be like to have it all - I might have been willing to settle for less. (Lily Tomlin)
• If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? (Lily Tomlin)
• If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question (Lily Tomlin)
• If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed. (Lily Tomlin)
• Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest - then we can all die laughing. (Lily Tomlin)
• It's my belief we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. (Lily Tomlin)
• Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them. (Lily Tomlin)
• Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain (Lily Tomlin)
• No matter how cynical you become, it's never enough to keep up. (Lily Tomlin)
• Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs. (Lily Tomlin)
• Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. (Lily Tomlin)
• Reality is nothing but a collective hunch (Lily Tomlin)
• Remember we're all in this alone. (Lily Tomlin)
• Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination (Lily Tomlin)

Calendar

Sun Mon Tue Wen Thu Fri Sat Apr 26 [51] 27 [71] 28 Apr 29 [10] 30 [58] 1 [2] 2 [50] 3 [73] 4 [75] 5 [35] May 6 [75] 7 [104] 8 [50] 9 10 [106] 11 [79] 12 [50] May 13 [50] 14 [8] 15 [75] 16 [114] 17 [50] 18 [112] 19 May 20 [79] 21 [76] 22 [59] 23 [43] 24 [61] 25 [71] 26 [50] May 27

The Best Authors

Search

Pop by Searches

Best Quote

Worst Quote