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Quotes of Knowing You with Alan Part Movie: "Knowing Me

  • Gina Langland:
    I never knew I had so many fans.



    Alan Partridge:
    Then why book Earls Court? It's massive.

  • [to a member of the slaphead political party]



    Alan Patridge:
    Everyone likes a bit of fun but your just wasting people's time - get yourself a girlfriend.

  • Alan Partridge:
    Phillip Parsons, if you're watching, in five minutes time, I will be strapped to a Wheel of Death and you will have a plate with some words and a knife and a fork. What I'm trying to say is you're going to eat your words.

  • Alan Partridge:
    Well at this stage of the show, some of my viewers maybe thinking "Alan, You're a liar! You promised that this show would be hot and now you're chatting to three senior citizens." But if I said I am now going to jump into a TARDIS, go back in time and recreate the Berlin Olympics with these three old women, you'd say "Alan, that is hot, we were wrong earlier."

  • Alan Partridge:
    You join us live at the Berlin Olympics on "Grandstand" in 1938 on this pleasant summer morning in Nazi Germany. Everyone's here. Hitler's in his box, Jesse Owens just waved to him. He doesn't like that.

  • Alan Partridge:
    Now I'm no Georgio Armani, I'm Alan Partridge.

  • Yvonne Boyd:
    Underneath our clothes we are, all of us, naked. Even you, Alan.



    Alan Partridge:
    No, I'm not.

  • Alan Partridge:
    That's not racist. French people chomp onions and go "hoh-hee-hoh-hee-hoh", that's a fact.

  • Alan Partridge:
    Knowing me, Alan Partridge, sacking you, Glen Ponda. A-ha!

  • Forbes McAllister:
    Hello, lesbians.

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