Joey Adams /Joseph Abramowitz/ quotes American comedian Born: 01/06/1911 Died: 12/02/1999 Country: usa

• A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. (Joey Adams)
• Do not worry about avoiding temptation. (Joey Adams)
• As you grow older it will avoid you. (Joey Adams)
• If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all. (Joey Adams)
• If you break 100, watch your golf. (Joey Adams)
• If you break 80, watch your business. (Joey Adams)
• Marriage is give and take. (Joey Adams)
• You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. (Joey Adams)
• Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you. (Joey Adams)
• The trouble is they want a week's pay for it. (Joey Adams)
• Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike oil.' (Joey Adams)
• Smack your child every day. (Joey Adams)
• If you don't know why - he does. (Joey Adams)
• The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win. (Joey Adams)

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