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Jack Black

Jack Black quotes

His role in 'High Fidelity' (2000)
Born: 04/07/1969
Country: usa
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  • There's nothing you can really do to prepare to rock. Do you prepare to eat a delicious meal? Are you hungry? Then you're gonna eat it. (Jack Black)
  • Never for a second did I think of myself as the sexiest guy in the world. When I was a kid, I thought I was the strongest man in the world. Then, the fastest runner and then the smartest person in the world. One by one my delusions got shut down. Now I just see myself as the lamest guy in the world. (Jack Black) [think]
  • I'd rather be the king of kids, than the prince of fools. (Jack Black) [king]
  • The movie Spinal Tap rocked my world. It's for rock what The Sound of Music was for hills. They really nailed how dumb rock can be. (Jack Black) [movie/sound/music]
  • We're in the dark ages if J-Lo can have a music career because of her ass. And let's face it, that's it. (Jack Black) [music/career/face]
  • Are you ready to have your mind blown apart by the most awesome show in the universe. ... Tonight is your night to rage against the machine. (Jack Black) [mind/universe/night/rage]
  • I played, like, a year of piano until I learned the Pink Panther theme. That was my goal. Once I was good enough, I quit. Now my music has to have some rock. (Jack Black) [music]
  • Don't be celebrities, because then you go cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs, You don't want that, do you? (Jack Black)
  • You're asking me to choose between two children, the one that pays more and the one that I secretly love more. With the acting, it's somebody else's brainchild, and I'm just sort of helping flesh it out; with the music, there's a special satisfaction to being the brains behind the operation. (Jack Black) [more/love/more/brainchild]
  • It was really difficult to get any golf matches because everybody was already booked up. (Jack Black) [golf]
  • He is a great gentleman. He is kind of like the teacher and I am the mouth of the golf coaching squad. (Jack Black) [golf/coaching]
  • With the acting, it's somebody else's brainchild, and I'm just sort of helping flesh it out, There's a special satisfaction to being the brains behind the operation. (Jack Black) [brainchild/being]
  • Just 19. (Jack Black)
  • But he's got vision, and he's got tremendous ambition. He wants to make the greatest film ever made. (Jack Black) [film]
  • I had a bit of a lost weekend while we were doing King Kong. Overall I'm very responsible on set. I'm not one of those dudes who come drunk to the set. (Jack Black) [king]
  • If Beethoven and Bach hooked up with Mozart and made a band, they could be a distant runner up to The D. (Jack Black)
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