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Hell is a half-filled auditorium. More Robert Frost
Sweet is the scene where genial friendship plays the pleasing game of interchanging praise. More Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr
Kruger: [after being offered nuts on an airplane] Excuse me, are these hot nuts?
Stewardess: No. I they're room temperature
Kruger: [takes some nuts] Well, maybe later you can come by and warm up my nuts.
Stewardess: I'm sorry, I don't like the small ones. More Movie; Jarhead [2005] Movie; Jarhead [2005]
To be left alone, and face to face with my own crime, had been just retribution. More Sandy Gallin
I would uphold the law if for no other reason but to protect myself. More Thomas Moore
Dr. Evil: I'm Dougie, I'm Dougie. More Sandy Gallin
And oftentimes excusing of a fault doth make the fault the worse by the excuse. More William Shakespeare
Attention and respect give pleasure, however late, or however useless. But they are not useless, when they are late, it is reasonable to rejoice, as the day declines, to find that it has been spent with the approbation of mankind. More Samuel Johnson
Muhammad Ali: I'm young, I'm handsome, I'm fast, I'm pretty and can't possibly be beat. More Sandy Gallin
Whenever anyone has offended me, I try to raise my soul so high that the offense cannot reach it. More Rene Descartes
[Peter, Michael, and Samir around copier]
Peter Gibbons: Our high school guidance counselor used to ask us what you'd do if you had a million dollars and you didn't have to work. And invariably what you'd say was supposed to be your career. So, if you wanted to fix old cars you're supposed to be an auto mechanic.
Samir: So what did you say?
Peter Gibbons: I never had an answer. I guess that's why I'm working at Initech.
Michael Bolton: No, you're working at Initech because that question is bullshit to begin with. If everyone listened to her, there'd be no janitors, because no one would clean shit up if they had a million dollars.
Samir: You know what I would do if I had a million dollars? I would invest half of it in glorious mutual funds and take the other half over to my friend Asadulah who works in securities and
Michael Bolton: Samir, you're missing the point. The point is you're supposed to work out what you
[printer starts beeping]
Michael Bolton: 'PC Load Letter'? What the fuck does that mean? More Sandy Gallin
I hate intellectual discussion. When I hear the words 'phenomenology' or 'structuralism', I reach for my buck knife. More Edward Paul Abbey
I never was someone who was at ease with happiness. More Hugh Laurie
To conquer without danger is to conquer without glory. More Pierre Corneille
But I also want to produce. More Stanley Tucci
I didn't say it. More David Niven
We shall never resolve the enigma of the relation between the negative foundations of greatness and that greatness itself. More Jean Baudrillard
A young person, to achieve, must first get out of his mind any notion either of the ease or rapidity of success. Nothing ever just happens in this world. More Edward William Bok
What is work and what is not work are questions that perplex the wisest of men. More Sandy Gallin
The longer the life the more the offense, the more the offense the more the pain, the more the pain the less defense and the less defense the less the gain. More Sir T. Wyatt

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