Groucho Marx quotes was an American comedian and film star famed as a master of wit. His rapid-fire delivery of innuendo-laden patter earned him many admirers. Born: 10/02/1890 Country: usa

• From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. (Groucho Marx) [moment/laughter/day/reading]
• There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of ones fellow man. (Groucho Marx) [sound]
• Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women. (Groucho Marx) [leader/men/follow/women]
• One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife. (Groucho Marx) [wife]
• I worked myself up from nothing to extreme poverty. (Groucho Marx)
• I do not care to belong to a club that accepts people like me. (Groucho Marx) [care/people]
• Look at me. I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty. (Groucho Marx) [look/state]
• I find television very educational. Every time someone switches it on I go into another room and read a good book. (Groucho Marx) [find/television/time]
• No man goes before his time -- unless the boss leaves early. (Groucho Marx) [time]
• Whoever named it necking is a poor judge of anatomy. (Groucho Marx) [anatomy]
• My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one. (Groucho Marx) [mother]
• Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough. (Groucho Marx) [problem]
• Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough. (Groucho Marx) [age]
• I did toy with the idea of doing a cook-book. The recipes were to be the routine ones: how to make dry toast, instant coffee, hearts of lettuce and brownies. But as an added attraction, at no extra charge, my idea was to put a fried egg on the cover. I think a lot of people who hate literature but love fried eggs would buy it if the price was right. (Groucho Marx) [routine/brotherhood/attraction/]
• Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does. (Groucho Marx) [mind]
• I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. (Groucho Marx)
• A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. (Groucho Marx)
• A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. (Groucho Marx)
• A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. (Groucho Marx)
• A man's only as old as the woman he feels. (Groucho Marx)
• A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke (Groucho Marx)
• Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse. (Groucho Marx)
• All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats. (Groucho Marx)
• Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. (Groucho Marx)
• Before I speak, I have something important to say. (Groucho Marx)
• Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife. (Groucho Marx)
• Either he's dead or my watch has stopped. (Groucho Marx)
• From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it. (Groucho Marx)
• Go, and never darken my towels again. (Groucho Marx)
• Humor is reason gone mad. (Groucho Marx)
• I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up. (Groucho Marx)

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