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I ain't phobic about 'omos, I just can't stand the sight of 'em! I've had my best sex in the dark. Well blokes prefer it that way, don't they? Don't touch what ya can't afford! I wouldn't mind him putting his hand up my skirt and moving my lips, if you know what I mean! | |
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Tom, I can't be a lesbian, I mean, look at me, I'm gorgeous! Tom: Loads of lezzers are gorgeous! Take... [Thinks for a long time] Tom: Velma from Scooby Doo. There aint no such thing as bisexuality, it's just greediness. D'you know, I think they must a got a puppy for Christmas, cos I could hear her fella shouting in the background "I'm not havin' that dog back in my house" and then she said "party's off". [Tom pauses for a moment to absorbs this, and then we see a smirk come across his face] Tom: You're such a sad bitch! Why are you wearing more makeup than Scritti Politti? Joseph was like Jesus' stepdad. Suze: So who was his real 'dad'? We had to stick her in a kennel from the age of eight, just so we could get some bloody sleep! Linda La Hughes: You make it sound abnormal. Bob Hobbs: Well it's traditional to tell family and friends. I mean, ya can tell a complete stranger, but they don't often give a... Linda: Shit? Bob Hobbs: Donation. Oh Linda, butt out or get pretty! One or the two, eh? Tom, I ain't a pussy-person. When people look at me, they don't think 'cat', they think 'dog'. I didn't know Tom was epileptic. Zippy: It says here his name was Owen Nistand Linda: What? Zippy: Owen Nistand Linda: Let me see [looks at it] Linda: Oh! Hahahahaha! That's not Owen Nistand that's one night stand! Your daddy was a one night stand! I wasn't good at spelling in those days. Linda: All I remember is that I was at a party and he was dressed as a pillar box. Tom: Was it a fancy dress part, mummy? Linda: Well this is the worrying thing daddy, no. Are you pleased to see me? Linda: Of course I'm pleased to see you Zippy. It's just a shock, I haven't been this shocked since well I gave birth to you. I thought you were wind, I very nearly called you Fart. Tom: Why have you blacked up? I just want to say that if I find that offensive and ridic. Honestly what does Jez think of all this nonsense. Suze: Take a chill pill Tom, I've been eating coal. Tom: You're very popular on the gay scene. Linda: So is amyl nitrate and they both smell like old socks. Should have taken in a show. I love a good play. [Tom looks at her in disbelief] Tom: You? The last play you went to see was "The Chip 'n' dales"; which, incidentally, is not a play. Linda: It was in a theatre. It had an interval. I had ice cream. Tom: The theatre should be exciting. Linda: I was stuck to my seat. Three years. Linda La Hughes: Oh I bet your gagging for a nibble on another plate of muffins! Oh, what do you know about love? Linda La Hughes: I know it's in the dictionary between labia and lust. I should've been black. It's only a fluke of nature that I weren't. Who Wants To Be a Millionaire? What a rip off! Phone a friend? What if you haven't got any friends? Oh my God who's that gorgeous creature? Oh my God it's me! | |
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