Frank Zappa quotes Born: 12/21/1940 Died: 12/04/1993 Country: usa

• One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if they already agree with you. You do not change people's minds. (Frank Zappa)
• Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe. (Frank Zappa)
• The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what's missing is the eyebrows. (Frank Zappa)
• The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced. (Frank Zappa)
• There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we'd all love one another. (Frank Zappa)
• There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. (Frank Zappa)
• Without deviation progress is not possible. (Frank Zappa)
• You can't always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say, so sometimes you have to rely on a giraffe filled with whipped cream. (Frank Zappa)
• You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. (Frank Zappa)
• You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer (Frank Zappa)
• Jazz is not dead - it just smells funny (Frank Zappa)
• Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say that there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe. (Frank Zappa)
• Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read. (Frank Zappa)
• Movin' to Montana soon Gonna be a dental floss tycoon (Frank Zappa)
• Suggestions or comments on this site? Send an email -Frank Zappa. (Frank Zappa)
• It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice; there are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia (Frank Zappa)

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