Frank Zappa quotes Born: 12/21/1940 Died: 12/04/1993 Country: usa

• There is no hell. There is only France. (Frank Zappa)
• Stupidity is the basic building block of the universe. (Frank Zappa) [stupidity/universe]
• Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid. (Frank Zappa) [music/time]
• It is always advisable to be a loser if you cannot become a winner. (Frank Zappa)
• Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better. (Frank Zappa)
• Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are? (Frank Zappa) [people/think]
• Outdoors for me is walking from the car to the ticket desk at the airport (Frank Zappa) [car]
• You drank beer, you played golf, you watched football - WE EVOLVED! (Frank Zappa) [beer/golf]
• Interviewer: "So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?" FZ: "You have a wooden leg. Does that make you a table?" (Frank Zappa)
• Who are the brain police? (Frank Zappa) [brain]
• The people of your century no longer require the service of composers. A composer is as useful to a person in a jogging suit as a dinsoaur turd in the middle of his runway. (Frank Zappa) [people/service]
• Politics is the entertainment branch of industry. (Frank Zappa) [politics]
• Who are the brain police? (Frank Zappa) [brain]
• Consider for a moment any beauty in the name Ralph. (Frank Zappa) [moment/beauty]
• Music, in performance, is a type of sculpture. The air in the performance is sculpted into something. (Frank Zappa) [music/type]
• Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid. (Frank Zappa) [music/time]
• No change in musical style will survive unless it is accompanied by a change in clothing style. Rock is to dress up to. (Frank Zappa) [change//literary style/willpower]
• Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read. (Frank Zappa) [people/people/people]
• A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians. (Frank Zappa)
• All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff. (Frank Zappa)
• Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. (Frank Zappa)
• Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff. (Frank Zappa)
• Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence. (Frank Zappa)
• I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird. (Frank Zappa)
• I searched for years I found no love. I'm sure that love will never be a product of plasticity. (Frank Zappa)
• If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library. (Frank Zappa)
• It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice. There are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia. (Frank Zappa)
• Most people wouldn't know music if it came up and bit them on the ass. (Frank Zappa)
• Most rock journalism is people who can't write, interviewing people who can't talk, for people who can't read. (Frank Zappa)
• Music is always a commentary on society. (Frank Zappa)
• No change in musical style will survive unless it is accompanied by a change in clothing style. Rock is to dress up to (Frank Zappa)

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