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Quotes of Edd Movie: "Ed

  • [Jimmy has chicken pox]



    Ed:
    It's so gross. Can I touch it?

  • Eddy:
    It's just a little fib, Double D. Kevin would probably pound me if I told him my brother ain't showing up.



    Ed:
    Did he miss another bus, Eddy? Busses can be so cruel!



    Mysterious Voice:
    And hard on the caboose, if you know what I mean!



    Edd:
    Eddy, someone's at your door.



    Eddy:
    I'll bet it's Kevin! I'll show him!


    [Eddy's brother enters]



    Eddy:
    Uh oh, it's my brother!



    Edd:
    YOUR BROTHER?



    Ed:
    YOUR BROTHER!



    Eddy:
    [nervously] Uh, hiya bro. How's it going?... HONEST, IT WASN'T ME! THEY'RE ALL LYING! I SWEAR! Is there anything I can do for you? Huh?



    Eddy's brother:
    Get me a triple scoop bannanna split sundae with chocolate sauce, marshmallows, lots of nuts!



    Eddy:
    Hey, whatever happened to that lactose thing you...



    Eddy's brother:
    [shows his fist] See this?



    Edd:
    Hurry! I'll get the ice cream!



    Eddy:
    I'll get the chocolate sauce!



    Ed:
    And I'll get the nuts!



    Edd:
    Wait! Don't forget the marshmallows!



    Eddy's brother:
    Hurry it up!


    [Eddy's brother turns out to be Sarah and Jimmy]



    Sarah:
    Watch what you're doing, Jimmy!



    Jimmy:
    It's these darn stilts! They make me all clumsy, Sarah!



    Ed:
    Hey!... What flavor ice cream did you want?



    Sarah:
    [imitating Eddy's brother] Chocolate.



    Ed:
    Okey-dokey!


    [to Eddy]



    Ed:
    Your brother wants chocolate, Eddy!


    [Jimmy giggles]



    Sarah:
    Brothers are such idiots!

  • Ed:
    Is it so wrong to be liked?

  • Eddy:
    Ha ha ha. I'm going to be king.


    [Eddy crazily stuffs tags with his name on it - with some flying out - in the blue box. We hear drilling FX]



    Edd:
    Well, Eddy. It seems that is the fake box so your shananagans won't let you cheat.


    [Edd has the real ballot box]

  • Rolf:
    Eddy! How dare you cut Rolf in the front?



    Eddy:
    Ueh, what are you talking about - the front's that way!


    [Which Eddy points his finger where the back is]



    Edd:
    [Strictly] I've been watching you and...



    Eddy:
    Whatever!


    [Eddy stuffs his leg inside Edd's mouse causing him to look like a vacuum bag, with air in it]

  • Ed:
    Cock-a-doodle-doo! Cock-a-doodle-doo!



    Jonny2X4:
    [talking to Plank] Do you think he'll lay an egg, buddy?

  • Ed:
    If only we had a sack of potatoes.



    Edd:
    Ed. Potatoes won't aid us in any way.

  • Ed:
    Have mercy, child of the nether-world!

  • Ed:
    Shwiggety Shwag what's in the bag?

  • [as his soufflĂ© is ruined]



    Jimmy:
    Darn egg whites.

  • Edd:
    You nearly scared me out of my one size fits all pajamas.

  • Edd:
    Will you please refrain from touching me while I am eating? Thank you.



    Marie:
    Humph. I'll touch whenever I want buddy boy.

  • Edd:
    But we're being constrained by the intimacy of our situation.



    Eddy:
    And you kiss your mother with mouth?

  • [as they are streaking]



    Jonny2X4:
    Woohoo. Feel the wind plank.

  • Jonny2X4:
    Woah. You guys are weird.

  • Eddy:
    Someone or something is touching everybody's stuff.

  • Ed:
    Can I think?



    Edd and Eddy:
    NO!

  • Eddy:
    We've learned into fortune!



    Edd:
    Don't let the excitement spoil your grammar, Eddy.

  • Rolf:
    Do not burn the candle at both ends, as it leads to the life of a hairdresser.

  • Rolf:
    Do not burn the candle at both ends, as it leads for the life of a hairdresser.

  • [Eddy is in love with Nazz]



    Eddy:
    The Nazz's on the back of my Nazz are standing on Nazz...

  • Ed:
    Hey guys?



    Eddy:
    What is it Ed?



    Ed:
    I say, the cheese is always twice the fence post.



    Eddy:
    I wish I had a fence post, Ed.

  • Ed:
    Whoops, there it goes. Yup. My brain stopped.

  • Jimmy:
    Aahh. Mother nature's attacking me.

  • Edd:
    Even from this distance, the production values look remarkably cheap.

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