Drew Allison Carey quotes Born: 05/23/1958 Country: usa

• “Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.” (Drew Carey) [support/group]
• “You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither” (Drew Carey) [look/women]
• “I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?” (Drew Carey) [face/think]
• “someone once said that there'd be no wars if women ran the world..... well that's a load of crap.. i'm sure that no one would start a fight for no reason if women ran the world...” (Drew Carey) [women/start/fight/women]
• “I had no problem going into retirement mode, ... I do what other retired guys do. I putter around the house and travel.” (Drew Carey) [problem/retirement]
• “Most of America gets it.” (Drew Carey) [america]
• “That's the great thing about having your friends around you, ... I've known these guys forever. I really enjoy their company just as people. You couldn't ask for a better work environment.” (Drew Carey) [thing/company/people]
• “I didn't see it coming, ... But Comedy Central wanted to do it and will air all 13 shows that we did. That's why I'm going out on this tour. If the show wasn't picked up, I would probably be flying off to a sporting event or something in October. I wanted to take a couple of years off, but that will have to wait because of the show and the tour.” (Drew Carey) [willpower/take/willpower]
• “The laughs are honestly bigger, ... They are the kind of unexpected belly laughs you get with your friends during conversation.” (Drew Carey)
• “I can't think of a worse place to be, without a passport, without any money, ... Then you'd be really screwed.” (Drew Carey) [think/money]
• “Drew Carey's Green Screen Show.” (Drew Carey)
• “[When Carey discusses what might be on the horizon, he sounds as indecisive as a high school senior.] That's what it feels like, ... Should I go to college or go to work with my father? I could always stay retired.” (Drew Carey) [high/school]
• “The Drew Carey Show.” (Drew Carey)
• “They keep commenting on how amazingly mature everyone is,” (Drew Carey)
• “When asked if he enjoys being famous: Sometimes I like it, sometimes I don't. I've always been a people watcher. I like to go to malls and just sit, and I can't do that very easily anymore.” (Drew Carey) [being/people]
• As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with your life, it should never have to do with the government. You should never depend on the government for your retirement, your financial security, for anything. (Drew Carey)
• But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy. (Drew Carey)
• Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble - you have to poke holes in them, throw them out of a job, put a pie in the face. (Drew Carey)
• Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures. (Drew Carey)
• Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad that they're so rich, they feel they don't work that much for all that money - and they don't, for the amount of money they make. (Drew Carey)
• I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid. (Drew Carey)
• I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck. (Drew Carey)
• I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there. (Drew Carey)
• I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me? (Drew Carey)
• I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if I had never become a comedian. (Drew Carey)
• I'm competitive at everything. (Drew Carey)
• I'm not against ratings per se. I think more information is always good. But I certainly don't think the government has to step in and set guidelines for how shows should be rated. (Drew Carey)
• Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can get away with. (Drew Carey)
• Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has led to the rise of the gang problems we have now. (Drew Carey)
• Nevada's one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what you want in Vegas and nobody judges you. (Drew Carey)
• Nothing's funny about someone who's successful. (Drew Carey)

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