Douglas Noel Adams quotes Born: 03/11/1952 Died: 05/11/2001 Country: united_kingdom

• The Guide is definitive. Reality is frequently inaccurate. (Douglas Adams)
• The impossible often has a kind of integrity which the merely improbable lacks. (Douglas Adams)
• The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. (Douglas Adams)
• The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at and repair. (Douglas Adams)
• The mere thought hadn't even begun to speculate about the merest possibility of crossing my mind. (Douglas Adams)
• There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.There is another theory which states that this has already happened. (Douglas Adams)
• This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays (Douglas Adams)
• Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. (Douglas Adams)
• Time is bunk. (Douglas Adams)
• We have normality. I repeat, we have normality. Anything you still can't cope with is therefore your own problem. (Douglas Adams)
• You live and learn. At any rate, you live. (Douglas Adams)

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