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Quotes of Douglas Adams (Usa)1807-1886 American Statesman Diplomat
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The moment at which two people, approaching from opposite ends of a long passageway, recognize each other and immediately pretend they haven t. This is to avoid the ghastly embarrassment of having to continue recognizing each other the whole length of the corridor. (enemies)
He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it. (dreams)
There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened. (mystery)
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move. (humankind)
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Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job. (responsibility)
A common mistake people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. (trying)
To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money, and that is sincerity and integrity. (service)
Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. (airplane and aviatio)
Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the person's house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of its head with a note that says "You." After that, I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done. (hatred)
For every human problem there is a solution which is simple, neat and wrong. (problems)
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