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What do you mean you can't kill it? You used to go hunting when you where young! Jimmy Hughes: I just liked to chug beer and paint my face! So you and that girl Lisa seem to be getting along. Marcellas Reynolds: Yeah, she's sweet. Jimmy Hughes: Oh she is fine! I think you have a chance with her. Marcellas Reynolds: Jimmy, you do know that I'm gay, right? Jimmy Hughes: Oh... Okay... well check out the abs on Nathan. I heard what you said about my abs... thanks. Lisa Donahue: I heard what you said about my ass... thanks. [explaining to the babysitter] Ok, this baby monitor will let you keep track of Dominic from the house. Now, if he begins to cry, press this button to turn it off. | |
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[following a night of unusually good sex] It was amazing... all the screaming... Greg Warner: Yeah... I just hope I didn't wake Sammy. [Kim and Greg has just found Gloria, their babysitter, on their couch with a guy] Oh, I'm sorry... have you met my husband Guillermo? Kim Warner: No, I don't believe I have. Gloria: Well, if you do, don't tell him about Lou. [hands Kim a blender] Here, have your Daquiri maker back. Kim Warner: Why, doesn't it work? Christine Hughes: Well, yeah, it works just fine, but... do you remember yesterday? Kim Warner: Yes. Christine Hughes: I don't. Where's Sammy? Kim Warner: Up in the room with Dominic and Logan. Greg Warner: Really? Kim Warner: They asked for three sheets and shut the door. Either they're playing ghosts, building a fort or having a clan meeting. [Sammy has fallen down from the jungle-gym] Does it still hurt, Sammy? Sam 'Sammy' Warner: No. Christine Hughes: I'm just glad he stopped crying... Greg Warner: I was worried about my son! [Greg and Kim are kissing, and Jimmy walks in] Get a room. Greg Warner: Get a house. Warner, give me that Bop-It game! [to Greg] You were always my favorite, Jimmy. Kim Warner: No, Grandma Nan, that's Greg. Grandma Nan: Greg who? Where do you see yourself in twenty years? Jimmy Hughes: I don't know. Where do you see me in twenty years? Greg Warner: Hopefully just at holidays and other family functions. Hey, what's up? Kim Warner: Nothing. Just thinking of names for Jimmy's boat. Greg Warner: How about the S.S. Jimmy's An Idiot? Why do we have to take a bath? We're not dirty. Christine Hughes: Logan, in the last hour I've seen you stick your finger up three different nostrils. Great, dinner with Jimmy. It's like "Tuesdays With Morrie" except you don't learn anything, and at the end you want to guy to die. Sammy, why do you keep on scratching your head? Jimmy Hughes: Maybe he's perplexed... What? That's a word, right? Wait, I thought you said you would support my decision no matter what! Christine Hughes: Yeah! If you made the right one! Every time something goes wrong at work do you want me to put on the Batman cape and fly into town because they upset my Greggy? Greg Warner: Actually Batman can't fly. Kim Warner: Is that really important? Greg Warner: It is to the citizens of Gotham. Can I have some coffee so I don't fall asleep in school again? Jimmy Hughes: Dominic, you are six years old, you can't have coffee. Here, drink these Mountain Dews. How is the practice date going? Dominic Hughes [#2]: She won't even let me get things started Kim Warner: [to Christine] I'll bet no one who's been on a first date with you has ever said that. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Did you guys clean up your toys in there? Dominic Hughes [#2]: No. Christine Hughes: Well, go back in there and pick 'em up. You want your mom to trip on a Power Ranger again and break her other ankle? Logan Hughes: No, we're sorry. Kim Warner: Christine, you broke your ankle trying on slutty shoes at the mall. Christine Hughes: Shh! Knowing their mom's a clumsy tramp isn't going to keep their room clean for the next six to eight weeks. I'm not wearing any of Dominic's old clothes Jimmy Hughes: Now you're being picky? The last three mornings I had to make you spit out Dominic's gum. I never would've thought of such a... natural method of toilet training. Christine Hughes: Well, it worked so well for Dominic, he picked it up in no time. Dominic Hughes [#2]: I had to learn in the snow. It's great to see you, Dad. Too bad Mom couldn't come with you. Big Jimmy Hughes: Yeah, well, it's the big gin tournament at Sun City this weekend. Jimmy Hughes: Gin tournament? I didn't know Mom played gin. Big Jimmy Hughes: She doesn't play it; she drinks it. She's got a good chance this year. Last year's champion is waiting for a liver transplant. | |
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