Dean Martin /Dino Paul Crocetti/ quotes Born: 06/07/1917 Died: 12/25/1995 Country: usa

• If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt. (Dean Martin) []
• it was a woman who drove me to drink, come to think of it I never did hang around to thank her for that (Dean Martin) [/think]
• Hey lady! do I look all blurry to you? 'Cause you look blurry to me! (Dean Martin) [lady/look/look]
• I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day. (Dean Martin) [morning/day]
• I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up. (Dean Martin) [right]
• Milton Berle is an inspiration to every young person that wants to get into show business. Hard work, perseverance, and discipline: all the things you need...when you have no talent. (Dean Martin) [inspiration/business/perseverance/discipline]
• I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day. (Dean Martin) [people//morning/day]
• I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello,' 'goodbye,' and 'I'm pregnant' (Dean Martin) [words]
• There's a statue of Jimmy Stewart in the Hollywood Wax Museum, and the statue talks better than he does. (Dean Martin) [museum]
• When Jerry Lewis and I were big, we used to go to parties, and everybody thought I was big-headed and stuck up, and I wasn't. It was because I didn't know how to speak good English, so I used to keep my mouth shut. (Dean Martin) [speak/english]
• Sorry, Buddy. We've already got three. (Dean Martin)
• Routine plays that we have been making, we just didn't make them. (Dean Martin) [routine]
• We try to find chemistry; we don't do a lot of situational baseball. (Dean Martin) [find]
• We will play a little more situational now, where runs are more important. I feel pretty good about our team. (Dean Martin) [willpower/more/more/team]

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