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Quotes of Cartoons; Wallace & Gromit [2005]

  • Wallace: [tugging on his rabbit ears] I can't answer the door! Not like this!
    Hutch the Rabbit: [going up the stairs] Charming! I'm Wallace.
    Wallace: Ah! I already am! (unknown)
  • Wallace: [referring to vegetables] Oh, lovely food! For rabbits that is! (unknown)
  • Lord Victor Quartermaine: Spare me the sermon, vicar! Just tell me how I can kill him!... I mean, it. (unknown)
  • Reverend Clement Hedges: I have a hunch this is going to be a night to remember!
    Mr. Growbag: I just have a hunch. (unknown)
  • Wallace: [showing the rabbit-sucking machine to Lady Tottington] Aah, the old BV6000, Ma'am, err... capable of 125 rpm - that's "rabbits per minute". (unknown)
  • Reverend Clement Hedges: To kill such a creature will require nerves of steel and... a bullet!
    [lightning strikes]
    Lord Victor Quartermaine: A bullet?
    [lightning strikes]
    Reverend Clement Hedges: A bullet!
    [lightning strikes]
    Lord Victor Quartermaine: A bull...
    [lightning strikes]
    Lord Victor Quartermaine: Oh!
    [closing the window]
    Lord Victor Quartermaine: What kind of bullet?
    Reverend Clement Hedges: A bullet... of pure gold.
    Lord Victor Quartermaine: Gold?
    Reverend Clement Hedges: Yes... 24 "carrots"
    [chuckles] (unknown)
  • [Victor is dangling by his braces from a weather-vane with his bare buttocks showing]
    Reverend Clement Hedges: Beware the moon! (unknown)
  • Lord Victor Quartermaine: If I can't have your money, I'll just have to bag your Bunny! (unknown)
  • Mr. Dibber: [to Victor Quartermaine] Kiss my ar...
    [produces his vegetable]
    Mr. Dibber: ... tichoke! (unknown)
  • Wallace: [strapped into the Mind Manipulation-omatic] . Their tiny bunny brains are being saturated in my veg-free mind waves. (unknown)
  • [Victor rams a pitchfork into Lady Tottington's hair]
    Lord Victor Quartermaine: Hmm. I rather like your hair pinned back. (unknown)
  • Lord Victor Quartermaine: Your loyalty's moving. Sadly, you won't be. (unknown)
  • Reverend Clement Hedges: Protect and nourish the frail and the weak, O Lord. Let them grow big and strong under Thy loving care.
    [Pull back to show him "blessing" his vegetables]
    Reverend Clement Hedges: In fact, let them grow bigger and stronger than anyone else's, so that the first prize might be mine. Amen. (unknown)
  • Lady Tottington: But Victor, didn't we agree, no more thoughtless killing?
    Lord Victor Quartermaine: Quite right, my dear, so I thought this one out very carefully.
    [Aims his gun at a rabbit]
    Lord Victor Quartermaine: It's off to bunny heaven for you, long ears! (unknown)
  • Lady Tottington: You see, Victor, there is hope for the vegetables yet.
    Lord Victor Quartermaine: Not the ones I'm looking at. (unknown)
  • Wallace: Ah, love, Gromit. That's the biggest trap of all. The tender trap, they call it. And that's how we'll capture this thing. A lovely lady rabbit. How could any hot-blooded rabbit beast resist? (unknown)
  • [Gromit is manipulating a large female rabbit puppet to lure the Were-Rabbit]
    Wallace: Oh, come on, Gromit. A bit more, you know... alluring.
    [Gromit vamps it up]
    Wallace: Oho, very cheeky. (unknown)
  • Hutch the Rabbit: Oh, I do love a bit of gorganzola! (unknown)
  • Lord Victor Quartermaine: Vicar! Vicar! Oh, where the devil is he?
    Reverend Clement Hedges: Do you want to confess?
    Lord Victor Quartermaine: I want to talk to you about... The beast.
    [lightning strikes]
    Reverend Clement Hedges: Everything you need to know is inside this book.
    Lord Victor Quartermaine: Nun Wrestling?
    Reverend Clement Hedges: No I meant this book.
    [lays a book on the table] (unknown)
  • [repeated line]
    Lord Victor Quartermaine: What ho! Heard you had a spot of rabbit bother. (unknown)
  • [Wallace and Gromit have captured a rabbit]
    Reverend Clement Hedges: Bless you Anti-Pesto! With you out there protecting our veg, the most important event of the year is safe.
    Mrs. Mulch: Yeah, and I hope they give them pests what's comin' to them and all.
    Reverend Clement Hedges: Amen to that, Mrs. Mulch! (unknown)
  • [after both of Victor's shots miss]
    Lord Victor Quartermaine: [Grabbing the Reverend] Quick! I need another gold bullet!
    Reverend Clement Hedges: They don't come cheap, you know! (unknown)
  • Lord Victor Quartermaine: [to Lady Tottington] I'm sorry my dear but I refuse to suffer any more humiliation at the hands of these blundering nittwits. I therefore bid you good day.
    [Leaves, wearing a rabbit for a toupee] (unknown)
  • Wallace: Oh, Gromit. We've created a monster. Hutch is the beast. The lunar panels! They must've ovestimulated his primitive bunny nature. And now when the moon is out, he undergoes a hideous transformation.
    [Suddenly Hutch starts twitching and growling until... he lets out a loud belch]
    Wallace: This is absolutely... fantastic! Sure, we've created a veg-ravaging monster, but we have also captured it, just like we promised Lady Tottington. (unknown)
  • Wallace: Oh, Gromit. We've created a monster. Hutch is the beast. The lunar panels! They must've ovestimulated his primitive bunny nature. And now when the moon is out, he undergoes a hideous transformation.
    [Suddenly Hutch starts twitching and growling until... he lets out a loud belch]
    Wallace: This is absolutely... fantastic! Sure, we've created a veg-ravaging monster, but we have also captured it, just like we promised Lady Tottington. (unknown)
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