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Quotes of Cartoons; Wallace & Gromit [2005]

  • Lady Tottington: [over the phone] It's a disaster. I have the most terrible rabbit problem. The competition's only days away. You simply have to do something.
    Wallace: Certainly, M'um.
    Wallace: [Aside, to Gromit] I think we're about to go up in the world, lad.
    Wallace: [Back on phone] Just stay right where you are, Your Ladyship, and we'll be with you in an...
    [hits the control panel and gets dragged up through the ceiling]
    Wallace: Ahhhh!
    Lady Tottington: In an hour? But I can't wait an hour. I have a major infestation. Hello? Hello? (unknown)
  • PC McIntosh: [the townspeople are discussing the attack on their vegetables] If you ask me, this was arson.
    Townspeople: [gasp]
    PC McIntosh: Yeah. Someone arsin' around! (unknown)
  • Wallace: [sobbing] Oh, Gromit! I don't wanna be a giant rabbit!
    Hutch the Rabbit: Aww. The bounce has gone from his bungee. (unknown)
  • Lord Victor Quartermaine: You can hop, but you can't hide! (unknown)
  • Wallace: I'm sorry, Gromit. I know you're doing this for my own good, but the fact is I'm just crackers about cheese. Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
    [Lowers the Mind Manipulation-omatic onto his head]
    Wallace: It's time we tried my latest invention, the Mind Manipulation-omatic. It extracts unwanted thoughts and desires. I haven't tested it yet, but it should be perfectly safe. Just a bit of harmless brain alteration, that's all. (unknown)
  • Wallace: Burrowing bounders! They must be breeding like... well, rabbits. (unknown)
  • Lord Victor Quartermaine: I know your little secret, Pesto. I know exactly what's going on.
    Wallace: Your Lordship...
    Lord Victor Quartermaine: Oh, yes. You think you can pilfer my filly, don't you? You think you can con an innocent woman out of her fortune?
    Wallace: Who, me?
    Lord Victor Quartermaine: Well, I got here first! I've spent a long time reeling in that fluffy-headed bunny-lover, and I'm not about to let some puddle-headed peasant poach her from me. Comprenez? (unknown)
  • Reverend Clement Hedges: This was no man. Does a man have teeth the size of axe blades? Or ears like terrible tombstones? By tampering with nature, forcing vegetables to swell far beyond their natural size, we have brought a terrible judgement upon ourselves.
    [Omninous organ music plays]
    PC McIntosh: [to the organ player] Hey, give over!
    [Organ player stops]
    PC McIntosh: You're mental.
    Reverend Clement Hedges: And for our sins, a hideous creature has been sent to punish us all! Repent! Repent! Lest you, too, taste the wrath of... the Were-Rabbit! (unknown)
  • Wallace: Veg bad. Veg bad. Veg bad. Say no to carrots, cabbage and cauliflower. (unknown)
  • [Quartermaine's hairpiece has been sucked up in the Bunvacc]
    Lord Victor Quartermaine: I want...
    [lowers voice]
    Lord Victor Quartermaine: ... toupée, please.
    Wallace: Oh, grand. We take cheques or cash.
    Lord Victor Quartermaine: Toupée, you idiot! My hair is in your machine.
    Wallace: Oh, no, it's only rabbits in there. The hare, I think you'll find, is a much larger mammal. (unknown)
  • Reverend Clement Hedges: Hello? Is anyone there?
    [Were-Rabbit lets out an enormous belch]
    Reverend Clement Hedges: Mrs. Mulch? (unknown)
  • Lady Campanula Tottington: Please, Wallace, call me "Totty". (unknown)
  • [Wallace is holding a carrot and has fluffy rabbit-ears]
    Wallace: [to Gromit] What's up, Dog? (unknown)
  • [last lines]
    Hutch the Rabbit: Cheeeeeeeese! (unknown)
  • Wallace: It's a veritable vegetable paradise! (unknown)
  • Lord Victor Quartermaine: How on earth would those tiny-minded buffoons ever catch such a big rabbit?
    Lady Tottington: Mr. Wallace?
    Wallace: Um... with a big trap!
    [Gromit slaps his face]
    Mr. Crock: By Jove, he... he's got it! (unknown)
  • [the Were-Rabbit is teetering on the edge of the roof and accidentally knocks down a stone urn]
    PC McIntosh: Stand back! There may be a large rabbit dropping! (unknown)
  • [first lines]
    Wallace: Oh ho ho, cracking job, Gromit! (unknown)
  • Wallace: [Falling down bed into hole] I'm in the mood for food!
    [Wallace gets stuck in the hole]
    Wallace: Uh, Gromit old pal, it happened again. I'll need assistance.
    [Gromit slowly walks towards a switch cleverly marked "assistance" and pulls it. Camera then shows that a giant hammer comes out of Wallace's wardrobe and hits Wallace on the head]
    Wallace: Ouch! (unknown)
  • Lord Victor Quartermaine: [after Gromit intercepts the gold carrot-bullet meant for the Were-Rabbit] Aarrghh! Potty poo! (unknown)
  • Hutch the Rabbit: Cheese Gromit! Cheese! (unknown)
  • Hutch the Rabbit: I'm inventing mostly. (unknown)
  • Lord Victor Quartermaine: No nonsense with Victor Quartermaine. What you see is what you get.
    [his toupee is sucked into a rabbit hole and Lady Tottington screams] (unknown)
  • Lady Tottington: [to Wallace in were-rabbit form] Run, rabbit, run! (unknown)
  • Lord Victor Quartermaine: [on the rooftop, preparing to shot the rabbit] This buck stops here! (unknown)
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