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Quotes of Cartoons; The Lion King [1994]
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Pumbaa: Yup, yup, yup. Timon: For some bacon? Pumbaa: Yup, yup, yup. Timon: He's a big pig. Pumbaa: Yup, yup. Timon: You can be a big pig, too. Oy. (unknown) [Scar catches a mouse] Scar: Life's not fair, is it? You see, I... well, I shall never be king. And you... shall never see the light of another day. Adieu. Zazu: Didn't your mother ever tell you not to play with your food? (unknown) Banzai: So go get him. Shenzi: There ain't no way I'm going in there. What, you want me to come out there looking like you? Cactus-Butt? (unknown) Young Simba: But, Dad, don't we eat the antelope? Mufasa: Yes, Simba, but let me explain. When we die, our bodies become the grass, and the antelope eat the grass. And so we are all connnected in the great Circle of Life (unknown) | |
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Young Simba: Right. Timon: Wrong! When the world turns its back on you, you turn your back on the world. (unknown) Shenzi: Shut up. Banzai: I can't help it. I'm so hungry... I gotta have a wildebeest. Shenzi: Stay *put*. Banzai: Well... can't I just pick off one of the little sick ones? Shenzi: NO! (unknown) Mufasa: That's beyond our borders. You must never go there, Simba. Young Simba: But I thought a king can do whatever he wants. Mufasa: There's more to being a king than getting your way all the time. Young Simba: There's more? Mufasa: [laughing] Simba. (unknown) Young Nala: We lost 'im. Young Simba: I... am a genius. Young Nala: Hey, Genius, it was my idea. Young Simba: Yeah, but I pulled it off. Young Nala: With me. Young Simba: Oh, yeah? (unknown) Scar: [striking her] I am *ten* times the king Mufasa was! (unknown) Shenzi: They're so pushy. Banzai: And hairy. Shenzi: And stinky. Banzai: And, man, are they... Banzai, Shenzi: UGG... GA-LY! [laughing] (unknown) Timon: Ah-ha, we're fresh out of zebra. Young Simba: Any antelope? Timon: Nah-ah. Young Simba: Hippo? Timon: Nope. Listen kid, if you're going to live with us, you gotta have to eat like us. (unknown) Adult Simba: Come on, will you cut it out? Rafiki: Can't cut it out. It will grow right back. Hehehe. Adult Simba: Creepy little monkey. Would you stop following me! Who are you? Rafiki: The question is, who... are *you*? Adult Simba: [sighs] I thought I knew, but now I'm not so sure. Rafiki: Well, I know who you are! Shh. Come here, it's a secret. [Whispers, then grows louder] Rafiki: Asante sana Squash banana, Wiwi nugu Mi mi apana! Adult Simba: Enough already! What's that supposed to mean anyway? Rafiki: It means you're a baboon... and I'm not. Adult Simba: I think you're a little confused. Rafiki: Wrong! I'm not the one who's confused. You don't even know who you are! Adult Simba: Oh, and I suppose you know? Rafiki: Sure do. You're Mufasa's boy! [Simba turns around to look at him, shocked] Rafiki: Bye! (unknown) Rafiki: Can't cut it out. It'll grow right back! (unknown) Timon: I tell ya, Pumbaa, this stinks! Pumbaa: Oh, sorry. Timon: Not you, THEM! Him... Her... alone. (unknown) Scar: Run away Simba... Yes, run away and never return. [Simba leaves and Hyenas come out of the mist] Scar: Kill him. (unknown) Timon: Nothing! He's at the top of the food chain! (unknown) Mufasa: Scar! Brother, help me! [Scar puts his claws into Mufasa's paws] Scar: Long live the King. [throws him into the stampede] (unknown) Scar: Oh, Simba, you must understand. The pressures of ruling a kingdom... Adult Simba: Are no longer yours. Step down, Scar. (unknown) [whispering] Scar: I killed Mufasa! Adult Simba: [leaps back up and pounces on him] Nooo! Murderer! (unknown) Pumbaa: What? Timon: [singing] And they don't have a clue. Pumbaa: Who? Timon: [singing] They'll fall in love and here's the bottom line: Our trio's down to two. Pumbaa: Oh. Timon: [singing] [sarcastic, with French accent] Timon: The sweet caress of twilight [normal voice, but still sarcastic] Timon: There's magic everywhere. And with all this romantic atmosphere Disaster's in the air! (unknown) Adult Simba: Live bait. Timon: Good idea. [realizes what he means] Timon: HEY! (unknown) | |
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