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Quotes of Cartoons; The Lion King [1994]

  • Timon: [singing] Luau. If you're hungry for a hunk of fat and juicy meat/ Eat my buddy Pumbaa here, 'cause he's a tasty treat/Come on down and dine/ On this tasty swine/ All you gotta is get in line/Are you achin'...
    Pumbaa: Yup, yup, yup.
    Timon: For some bacon?
    Pumbaa: Yup, yup, yup.
    Timon: He's a big pig.
    Pumbaa: Yup, yup.
    Timon: You can be a big pig, too. Oy. (unknown)
  • [first lines]
    [Scar catches a mouse]
    Scar: Life's not fair, is it? You see, I... well, I shall never be king. And you... shall never see the light of another day. Adieu.
    Zazu: Didn't your mother ever tell you not to play with your food? (unknown)
  • Shenzi: Hey. There he goes. There he goes.
    Banzai: So go get him.
    Shenzi: There ain't no way I'm going in there. What, you want me to come out there looking like you? Cactus-Butt? (unknown)
  • Mufasa: Everything you see exists together in a delicate balance. As king, you need to understand that balance and respect all the creatures, from the crawling ant to the leaping antelope.
    Young Simba: But, Dad, don't we eat the antelope?
    Mufasa: Yes, Simba, but let me explain. When we die, our bodies become the grass, and the antelope eat the grass. And so we are all connnected in the great Circle of Life (unknown)
  • Timon: Look, kid. Bad things happen, and you can't do anything about it. Right?
    Young Simba: Right.
    Timon: Wrong! When the world turns its back on you, you turn your back on the world. (unknown)
  • [Banzai's stomach growls]
    Shenzi: Shut up.
    Banzai: I can't help it. I'm so hungry... I gotta have a wildebeest.
    Shenzi: Stay *put*.
    Banzai: Well... can't I just pick off one of the little sick ones?
    Shenzi: NO! (unknown)
  • Young Simba: Everything the light touches... But what about that shadowy place?
    Mufasa: That's beyond our borders. You must never go there, Simba.
    Young Simba: But I thought a king can do whatever he wants.
    Mufasa: There's more to being a king than getting your way all the time.
    Young Simba: There's more?
    Mufasa: [laughing] Simba. (unknown)
  • Young Simba: All right, it worked.
    Young Nala: We lost 'im.
    Young Simba: I... am a genius.
    Young Nala: Hey, Genius, it was my idea.
    Young Simba: Yeah, but I pulled it off.
    Young Nala: With me.
    Young Simba: Oh, yeah? (unknown)
  • Sarabi: If you were half the king Mufasa was...
    Scar: [striking her] I am *ten* times the king Mufasa was! (unknown)
  • Banzai: Man, I hate lions.
    Shenzi: They're so pushy.
    Banzai: And hairy.
    Shenzi: And stinky.
    Banzai: And, man, are they...
    Banzai, Shenzi: UGG... GA-LY!
    [laughing] (unknown)
  • Young Simba: I'm so hungry I could eat a whole zebra.
    Timon: Ah-ha, we're fresh out of zebra.
    Young Simba: Any antelope?
    Timon: Nah-ah.
    Young Simba: Hippo?
    Timon: Nope. Listen kid, if you're going to live with us, you gotta have to eat like us. (unknown)
  • Rafiki: Asante sana Squash banana, Wiwi nugu Mi mi apana.
    Adult Simba: Come on, will you cut it out?
    Rafiki: Can't cut it out. It will grow right back. Hehehe.
    Adult Simba: Creepy little monkey. Would you stop following me! Who are you?
    Rafiki: The question is, who... are *you*?
    Adult Simba: [sighs] I thought I knew, but now I'm not so sure.
    Rafiki: Well, I know who you are! Shh. Come here, it's a secret.
    [Whispers, then grows louder]
    Rafiki: Asante sana Squash banana, Wiwi nugu Mi mi apana!
    Adult Simba: Enough already! What's that supposed to mean anyway?
    Rafiki: It means you're a baboon... and I'm not.
    Adult Simba: I think you're a little confused.
    Rafiki: Wrong! I'm not the one who's confused. You don't even know who you are!
    Adult Simba: Oh, and I suppose you know?
    Rafiki: Sure do. You're Mufasa's boy!
    [Simba turns around to look at him, shocked]
    Rafiki: Bye! (unknown)
  • Adult Simba: [while Rafiki sings] Will you cut that out?
    Rafiki: Can't cut it out. It'll grow right back! (unknown)
  • Scar: You run along now, and have fun. And remember... it's our little secret. (unknown)
  • [Watching Simba and Nala]
    Timon: I tell ya, Pumbaa, this stinks!
    Pumbaa: Oh, sorry.
    Timon: Not you, THEM! Him... Her... alone. (unknown)
  • Young Simba: What am I gonna do?
    Scar: Run away Simba... Yes, run away and never return.
    [Simba leaves and Hyenas come out of the mist]
    Scar: Kill him. (unknown)
  • Pumbaa: Kid, what's eatin' ya?
    Timon: Nothing! He's at the top of the food chain! (unknown)
  • [above the stampeding wildebeasts]
    Mufasa: Scar! Brother, help me!
    [Scar puts his claws into Mufasa's paws]
    Scar: Long live the King.
    [throws him into the stampede] (unknown)
  • Adult Simba: Give me one good reason why I shouldn't rip you apart.
    Scar: Oh, Simba, you must understand. The pressures of ruling a kingdom...
    Adult Simba: Are no longer yours. Step down, Scar. (unknown)
  • Adult Simba: [yells at the sky] You said you'd always be there! But you're not... and it's because of me. (unknown)
  • Scar: [after forcing Simba to the edge of a cliff while a fire burns below] Oh, where have I seen this before? Hm, let me think. Oh, yes, I remember! This is exactly the way your father looked before he died. And now here's *my* little secret...
    [whispering]
    Scar: I killed Mufasa!
    Adult Simba: [leaps back up and pounces on him] Nooo! Murderer! (unknown)
  • Scar: I'm surrounded by idiots. (unknown)
  • Scar: [singing] I know that your powers of retention, are as wet as a warthog's backside / But thick as you are, pay attention! / My words are a matter of pride / It's clear from vacant expressions / The lights are not all on upstairs / But we're talking kings and successions / Even *you* can't be caught unawares! (unknown)
  • Timon: [singing] I can see what's happening.
    Pumbaa: What?
    Timon: [singing] And they don't have a clue.
    Pumbaa: Who?
    Timon: [singing] They'll fall in love and here's the bottom line: Our trio's down to two.
    Pumbaa: Oh.
    Timon: [singing]
    [sarcastic, with French accent]
    Timon: The sweet caress of twilight
    [normal voice, but still sarcastic]
    Timon: There's magic everywhere. And with all this romantic atmosphere Disaster's in the air! (unknown)
  • Timon: Hyenas. I hate hyenas. So what's the plan for getting past those guys?
    Adult Simba: Live bait.
    Timon: Good idea.
    [realizes what he means]
    Timon: HEY! (unknown)
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