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Quotes of Cartoons; The Lion King [1994]
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Scar: I despise guessing games. Young Simba: I'm gonna be King of Pride Rock. Scar: Oh, goody. Young Simba: My dad just showed me the whole kingdom. And I'm gonna rule it all. Heheh. Scar: Yes, well forgive me for not leaping for joy. Bad back, you know. [flops on his side] Young Simba: Hey Uncle Scar, when I'm King, what'll that make you? Scar: A monkey's uncle. Young Simba: [laughs] You're so weird. Scar: You have no idea. (unknown) Scar: Oh, Zazu, do lighten up. Sing something with a little bounce in it. Zazu: [singing] It's a small world after all... Scar: NO! No, *anything* but that! Zazu: [singing] I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts. Here they are just standing in a row. Zazu, Scar: [Scar joins in] Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head... Zazu: [whispering] Oh, I would have never had to do this with Mufasa. (unknown) Young Simba: What's a motto? Timon: Nothing. What's a motto with you? (unknown) | |
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[jumps up suddenly] Timon: Did I miss something? (unknown) Timon: [fleeing the hyenas] Lemme in! Lemme in! (unknown) Timon: I thought he was with you. Nala: He was but now I can't find him. Where is he? Rafiki: You won't find him here. The King has returned. Nala: I don't believe it. He's gone back. Timon: What? [Looks up to see Rafiki has disappeared] Timon: Hey, what's going on here? Who's the monkey? Nala: Simba's gone back to challenge Scar. Timon: Who? Nala: Scar. Pumbaa: Who's got a scar? Nala: No no no. It's his uncle. Timon: The monkey's his uncle? Nala: No. Simba's gone back to challenge his uncle to take his place as king. Timon, Pumbaa: Ohhh. (unknown) Timon: Please don't eat me. Pumbaa: Drop 'em! Banzai: Hey! Who's the pig? Pumbaa: Are you talkin' to me? Timon: Uh-oh, they called him a pig. Pumbaa: Are you talking to *me*? Timon: Ya shouldn't have done that. Pumbaa: ARE YOU TALKING TO ME? Timon: Now they're in for it. Pumbaa: THEY CALL ME MR. PIG! AHHHH! (unknown) Adult Simba: Yes, Timon. This is my home. Timon: Whoa. Talk about your fixer-upper. (unknown) Adult Simba: [looks into a pool of water] That's not my father. That's just my reflection. Rafiki: No, look harder. [touches the water, as it ripples Simba's reflection changes to that of his father] Rafiki: You see? He lives in you. Mufasa's ghost: [from above] Simba. Adult Simba: Father? Mufasa's ghost: [apears among the stars] Simba, you have forgotten me. Adult Simba: No. How could I? Mufasa's ghost: You have forgotten who you are and so have forgotten me. Look inside yourself, Simba. You are more than what you have become. You must take your place in the Circle of Life. Adult Simba: How can I go back? I'm not who I used to be. Mufasa's ghost: Remember who you are. You are my son, and the one true king. Remember... (unknown) Adult Simba: [pause] I am Sarabi: [whispering] It's not true. Tell me it's not true. Adult Simba: It's true. Scar: You see? He admits it. Murderer! Adult Simba: No! It was an accident! Scar: If it weren't for you Mufasa would still be alive. It's your fault he's dead. Do you deny it? Adult Simba: No. Scar: Then you're guilty. Adult Simba: No, I'm *not* a murderer! (unknown) Scar: But Simba truth is in the eye of the behold... Scar: [Simba chokes him, he whispers] All right. All right. I did it. Adult Simba: So they can hear you! Scar: I killed Mufasa! (unknown) Shenzi: Friends? I thought he said we were the enemy. Banzai: That's what I heard. Ed? Ed the Hyena: [laughs maniacally] (unknown) Timon: And if he falls in love tonight / It can be assumed... Pumbaa: His carefree days with us are history. Timon, Pumbaa: In short, our pal is doomed! (unknown) Mufasa: Hmm? Young Simba: We're pals, right? Mufasa: Right. Young Simba: And we'll always be together, right? Mufasa: Simba, let me tell you something my father told me. Look at the stars. The great kings of the past are up there, watching over us. Young Simba: Really? Mufasa: Yes. So whenever you feel alone, just remember that those kings will always be there to guide you. And so will I. (unknown) Mufasa: Before sunrise, he's *your* son. (unknown) Timon: Pumbaa, I don't wonder; I know. Pumbaa: Oh. What are they? Timon: They're fireflies. Fireflies that, uh... got stuck up on that big bluish-black thing. Pumbaa: Oh, gee. I always thought they were balls of gas burning billions of miles away. Timon: Pumbaa, with you, everything's gas. (unknown) Pumbaa: I'd say brownish-gold. Timon: No, no, no. I mean he's depressed. Pumbaa: Oh. (unknown) Mufasa: Fire away. Zazu: Well the buzz from the bees is that the leopards are in a bit of a spot. And the baboons are going ape over this. Of course, the giraffes are acting like they're above it all... The tick birds are pecking on the elephants. I told the elephants to forget it, but they can't. The cheetahs are hard up, but I always say, cheetahs never prosper... (unknown) Young Simba: Wow. Mufasa: A king's time as ruler rises and falls like the sun. One day, Simba, the sun will set on my time here, and will rise with you as the new king. Young Simba: And this'll all be mine? Mufasa: Everything. Young Simba: Everything the light touches... (unknown) Adult Simba: You're right, I'm not. Now are you satisfied? Nala: No, just disappointed. Adult Simba: You know you're starting to sound like my father. Nala: Good. At least one of us does. (unknown) Young Simba: Be-what? Zazu: Betrothed. Intended. Affianced. Young Nala: Meaning...? Zazu: One day, you two are going to be married. Young Simba: Yuck. Young Nala: Ewww. Young Simba: I can't marry her. She's my friend. Young Nala: Yeah. It'd be so weird. Zazu: Well, sorry to burst your bubble, but you two turtle-doves have no choice. It's a tradition that goes back generations. Young Simba: Well, when I'm king, that'll be the first thing to go. Zazu: Not so long as I'm around. Young Simba: Well, in that case, you're fired. Zazu: Hmmm... Nice try, but only the king can do that. Young Nala: Well, he's the future king. Young Simba: Yeah. So you have to do what I tell you. Zazu: Not yet I don't. And with an attitude like that, I'm afraid you're shaping up to be a pretty pathetic king indeed. Young Simba: Hmph. Not the way I see it. (unknown) | |
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