 |
|
|
|
Quotes of Cartoons; The Incredibles [2004] (Usa)
|
|
[repeated line]
Bob: Uh-oh. (unknown)
Buddy: [about his newest Omnidroid] It's bigger. It's badder. Ladies and gentlemen, it's too much for Mr. Incredible! (unknown)
[In the RV, traveling to the mainland]
Dash: Are we there yet?
Bob: We get there when we get there! (unknown)
[to her panicking children, having just survived a plane crash]
Helen: Stop it! We are not gonna die! Now, both of you will *get a grip*! Or so help me, I will *ground* you for a month. Understand? (unknown)
|
Helen: Now our kids are in danger?
Bob: Well, if you suspected danger, why'd you bring them?
Helen: I didn't bring them! They stowed away! And I don't think you're striking the proper tone here! (unknown)
Bob: [yelling to Helen as she holds up the RV] How ya doin', honey?
Helen: [screaming back] Do I have to answer? (unknown)
[going through an identification process]
Edna: Edna Mode...
[laser guns point at Elastigirl]
Edna: ...and guest.
[laser guns retract] (unknown)
Dash: She'd eat if we were having Tonyloaf. (unknown)
Kari: [on phone message] Hi, this is Kari, sorry for freakin' out but your baby has *special needs*. (unknown)
[a captured Mr. Incredible is begging Syndrome to call off the attack on Helen's jet]
Mr. Incredible: No! Call off the missiles. I'll do anything!
Syndrome: Too late! Fifteen years too late. (unknown)
[Helen's plane is targeted by Syndrome's missiles]
Helen: India-Golf-Niner-Niner transmitting in the blind guard, disengage, repeat, *disengage*.
[she releases anti-missile devices, begins evasive maneuvers]
Helen: Disengage, repeat, *disengage*!
Mr. Incredible: No! Call off the missiles, I'll do anything!
Syndrome: Too late! Fifteen years too late...
Helen: Friendlies, at two-zero miles south-southwest of your position, angels ten, track east, disengage, over! Vi! You have to put a force field around the plane!
Violet: But you said we weren't supposed to use our powers!
Helen: I know what I said! Listen to what I'm saying *now*! Disengage, repeat, *disengage*!
[missiles close in]
Dash: [frightened] Mom?
Helen: *Violet*! Mayday, mayday, India-Golf-Niner-Niner is buddy spiked! Abort, abort, there are children aboard, say again, there are children aboard this plane!
Mr. Incredible: NO!
Helen: [shouts] Put a field around us, *now*!
Violet: [frightened] But I've never done one that big before...!
Helen: Violet, do it NOW! Abort, abort, abort!
[the missiles close in, Violet tries to create a force field but can't]
Helen: Abort abort abort!
[the missiles hit; Helen envelopes the children as the plane explodes around them] (unknown)
Mr. Incredible: You mean you killed off real heroes so that you could *pretend* to be one?
Syndrome: Oh, I'm real. Real enough to defeat you! And I did it without your precious gifts, your oh-so-special powers. I'll give them heroics. I'll give them the most spectacular heroics the world has ever seen! And when I'm old and I've had my fun, I'll sell my inventions so that *everyone* can have powers. *Everyone* can be Super! And when everyone's Super...
[chuckles evilly]
Syndrome: No one will be. (unknown)
[the Incredibles enter their house to find Syndrome holding Jack-Jack. Syndrome paralyses them with his zero point energy]
Syndrome: Shhh. The baby's sleeping.
[Syndrome gets up with Jack-Jack still in his arms, preparing to leave]
Syndrome: You took away my future. I'm simply returning the favor. Oh, don't worry. I'll be a good mentor: supportive, encouraging...
[glares at Mr. Incredible]
Syndrome: Everything you *weren't*. And in time, who knows? He might make a good sidekick. (unknown)
Syndrome: This isn't the end of it! I will get your son eventually! I will get your son! (unknown)
[Syndrome captures a fuel truck in mid-air with his zero-point energy beam]
Voice in crowd #1: The Supers have returned!
Voice in crowd #2: Is that Fironic?
Voice in crowd #3: Fironic?
Voice in crowd #4: No, Fironic has a different outfit! (unknown)
Syndrome: [during his fixed fight with the Omnidroid] Somebody needs to teach this hunk of metal... a few manners! (unknown)
[Bob sneaks into the house late at night, but Helen has been waiting up for him]
Helen: I thought you'd be back by 11.
Bob: I said I'd be back later.
Helen: I assumed you'd be back later. If you came back at all, you'd be "back later".
Bob: Well I'm back, okay? (unknown)
[Mirage releases Mr. Incredible from his restraints and rushes over to him]
Mirage: There isn't much time.
[Mr. Incredible grabs her by the throat]
Mr. Incredible: No, there isn't.
[He stands up and holds her in the air]
Mr. Incredible: In fact, there's no time at all.
Mirage: [Choking] Please.
Mr. Incredible: Why are you here? How can you *possibly* bring me lower? What *more* can you take away from me?
Mirage: [Choking] Your family... survived the crash. They're here... on the island.
Mr. Incredible: They're alive? (unknown)
Elastigirl: Let go of me! Let go, you lousy, lying, unfaithful creep...
[Bob kisses her]
Mr. Incredible: How could I betray the perfect woman?
Elastigirl: Oh, you're referring to *me* now? (unknown)
Edna: Men at Robert's age are often unstable... prone to weakness.
Helen: What are you saying?
Edna: Do you know where he is?
Helen: Of course...
Edna: Do you *know* where he is? (unknown)
Syndrome: You, sir, truly are Mr. Incredible. I was right to idolize you. I knew you were tough, but eluding the probe by hiding behind the bones of another super? I'm still geeking out about it!
[sigh]
Syndrome: And then you had to go and ruin the ride. I mean, Mr. Incredible calling for help?
[Mocking voice]
Syndrome: Oh, help me! Help me! Lame, lame, lame, lame, *lame*! (unknown)
Helen: Of course I have a secret identity. Can you see me in this at the, at the supermarket? Come on! Who'd want to go shopping as Elastigirl, know what I mean? (unknown)
Syndrome: [after the plane is shot down] Oh, you'll get over it. I seem to recall you prefer to...”work alone."
[laughs maniacally; Mr. Incredible tries to catch him, but Mirage pushes Syndrome out of the way and is captured]
Mr. Incredible: Release me, now!
Syndrome: Or what?
Mr. Incredible: I'll crush her.
Syndrome: That sounds a little dark for you. Eh, go ahead.
[Mirage gasps]
Mr. Incredible: It'll be easy, like breaking a toothpick.
Syndrome: [chuckles] Show me.
[after a tense few moments, Mr. Incredible lets go of Mirage]
Syndrome: I knew you couldn't do it. Even when you have nothing to lose! You're weak! And I've outgrown you. (unknown)
Mirage: The supers are not gone, Mr. Incredible. You're still here. You can still do great things. Or... you can listen to police scanners. Your choice. (unknown)
Gilbert Huph: I'm not happy, Bob. Not happy. Ask me why.
Bob: Okay. Why?
Gilbert Huph: Why what? Be specific, Bob.
Bob: Why are you unhappy?
Gilbert Huph: Your customers make me unhappy.
Bob: Why? Have you gotten complaints?
Gilbert Huph: Complaints I can handle. What I can't handle is your customers' inexplicable knowledge of Insuricare's inner workings. They're experts! Experts, Bob! Exploiting every loophole! Dodging every obstacle! They're penetrating the bureaucracy! (unknown)
|
Cartoons; The Incredibles [2004] | [2] | [3] | [4]
|
| |
|
|
|
|
|
| |
|
|
|
|
|
|
