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Quotes of Cartoons; The Incredibles [2004] (Usa)

  • Syndrome: [Slams Mr. Incredible against the ground] Am I good enough now?
    [Slams him again]
    Syndrome: Who's super now? I'm Syndrome, your nemesis and...
    [inadvertently throws Mr. Incredible out of sight]
    Syndrome: Oh, brilliant. (unknown)
  • Boy on Tricycle: [after watching the Parr Family defeat Syndrome over their house] Oh, man...
    [shouts]
    Boy on Tricycle: That was totally wicked! (unknown)
  • [Bob and Lucius are rescuing people from a burning building]
    Bob: Can't you put this out?
    Lucius: I can't lay down a layer thick enough. It's evaporating too fast!
    Bob: What's that mean?
    Lucius: It means it's hot! And I'm dehydrated, Bob!
    Bob: You're out of ice? You can't run out of ice! I thought you could use the water in the air!
    Lucius: There *is no* water in the air! What's your excuse, running out of muscle?
    Bob: I can't just go smashing through walls! The building's getting weaker by the second, it's going to come down on top of us!
    Lucius: I wanted to go bowling! (unknown)
  • Helen: I can't believe you don't want to go to your own son's graduation.
    Bob: It's not a graduation. He is moving from the 4th grade to the 5th grade.
    Helen: It's a ceremony!
    Bob: It's psychotic! They keep creating new ways to celebrate mediocrity, but if someone is genuinely exceptional... (unknown)
  • Violet: Mom and Dad's lives could be in jeopardy, or worse -
    [whispering]
    Violet: their marriage. (unknown)
  • Edna: I cut it a little roomy for the free movement; the fabric is comfortable for sensitive skin; it can also withstand a temperature of over 1000 degrees. Completely bulletproof; and machine washable, darling. That's a new feature. (unknown)
  • [Bob notices the little boy on the tricycle staring at him for the second day in a row]
    Bob: Well, what are *you* waiting for?
    Little Boy on Tricycle: I don't know. Something amazing, I guess.
    Bob: Me too, kid. (unknown)
  • [checking himself out in his superhero costume]
    Dash: Look, I'm The Dash. The Dash likes. Yeah-hah. (unknown)
  • Dash: You want to go *toward* the people that tried to kill us?
    Helen: If it means land, yes. (unknown)
  • Violet: You mean Dad's in trouble, or Dad is the trouble?
    Helen: I mean, either he's *in* trouble, or he's *going* to be. (unknown)
  • Bob: I should have told you I was fired, I admit it. But I didn't want you to worry.
    Helen: You didn't want me to *worry*? And now we're running for our lives through some godforsaken jungle?
    Bob: [grinning happily] You keep trying to pick a fight, but I'm still just happy you're alive. (unknown)
  • Mirage: He's not weak, you know.
    Syndrome: What?
    Mirage: Valuing life is not weakness.
    Syndrome: Oh, hey, look, look, if you're talking about what happened in the containment unit, I had everything under control.
    Mirage: And disregarding it is not strength.
    Syndrome: Look, I called his bluff, sweetheart, that's all. I knew he wouldn't have it in him to actually...
    Mirage: [through her teeth] Next time you gamble, bet *your own* life. (unknown)
  • [Helen hands the kids two masks]
    Helen: Put these on. Your identity is your most valuable possession. Protect it. And if anything goes wrong, use your powers.
    Violet: But you said never to use...
    Helen: I know what I said!
    [sighing]
    Helen: Remember the bad guys on the shows you used to watch on Saturday mornings? Well, these guys aren't like those guys. They won't exercise restraint because you are children. They *will* kill you if they get the chance. Do *not* give them that chance. (unknown)
  • [the Incredibles crash/park their RV]
    Bob: Is everybody okay back there?
    Violet: Super duper, Dad.
    Dash: Let's do that again! (unknown)
  • Bob: Weren't you in the news? Some show in, Prayge... Prague?
    Edna: Milan, darling. Milan. Supermodels. Heh! Nothing super about them... spoiled, stupid little stick figures with poofy lips who think only about themselves. Feh! I used to design for *gods*! (unknown)
  • Edna: You need a new suit, that much is certain.
    Bob: A new suit? Well, where the heck am I gonna get a new suit?
    Edna: You can't! It's impossible! I'm far too busy, so ask me now before I can become sane.
    Bob: Wait? you want to make me a suit?
    Edna: You push too hard, darling! But I accept! (unknown)
  • Edna: It will be bold! Dramatic!
    Bob: Yeah!
    Edna: Heroic!
    Bob: Yeah. Something classic, like, like Dynaguy. Oh, he had a great look! Oh, the cape and the boots...
    Edna: [throws a wadded ball of paper at Bob's head] No capes!
    Bob: Isn't that my decision?
    Edna: Do you remember Thunderhead? Tall, storm powers? Nice man, good with kids.
    Bob: Listen, E...
    Edna: November 15th of '58! All was well, another day saved, when... his cape snagged on a missile fin!
    Bob: Thunderhead was not the brightest bulb...
    Edna: Stratogale! April 23rd, '57! Cape caught in a jet turbine!
    Bob: E, you can't generalize about these things...
    Edna: Metaman, express elevator! Dynaguy, snagged on takeoff! Splashdown, sucked into a vortex!
    [shouts]
    Edna: No capes! (unknown)
  • Bob: Want to catch a robber?
    Lucius: No. To tell you the truth, I'd rather go bowling. Look, what if we actually did what our wives think we're doing... just to shake things up? (unknown)
  • Lucius: Superladies? They're always trying to tell you their secret identity... think it'll strengthen the relationship or something like that. I say, "Girl, I don't wanna know about your mild-mannered alter ego or anything like that. I mean, you tell me you're, uh... S-Super, Mega, Ultra Lightning Babe, that's alright with me. I'm good... I'm good. (unknown)
  • Oliver Sansweet's Lawyer: Mr. Sansweet didn't asked to be saved. Mr. Sansweet didn't want to be saved. And the injuries received from Mr.Incredible's "actions," so-called, causes him daily pain.
    Bob: [lunging towards Sansweet] Hey, I saved your life!
    Oliver Sansweet: You didn't save my life, you ruined my death, that's what you did! (unknown)
  • Helen: [sobbing] Now I'm losing him! What'll I do? What'll I do?
    Edna: What are you talking about? You are Elastigirl! My god! Pull yourself together! "What will you do?" Is this a question? You will show him that you remember that he's Mr. Incredible, and you will remind him who *you* are. You know where he is, go and cofront the problem. Fight. Win! And do call me when you get back, Darling. I enjoy our visits. (unknown)
  • Bob: You know I'm retired from hero work.
    Edna: As am I, Robert, yet here we are. (unknown)
  • Bob: [to Buddy] You're not affiliated with me! (unknown)
  • [repeated line]
    Bob: Showtime. (unknown)
  • Helen: You're in charge until I get back, Violet.
    Dash: What?
    Violet: You heard her. (unknown)
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