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Quotes of Cartoons; The Incredibles [2004] (Usa)

  • [Watching news reports about his Omnidroids]
    Syndrome: Oh, come on! You gotta admit this is cool! Just like a movie! The robot will emerge dramatically, do some damage, throw some screaming people, and just when all hope is lost, *Syndrome* will save the day! I'll be a bigger hero than you ever were! (unknown)
  • Dash: Hey! No force fields! (unknown)
  • Bob: Wait here and stay hidden. I'm going in.
    Helen: While what? I watch helplessly from the sidelines? I don't think so.
    Bob: I'm asking you to wait with the kids.
    Helen: And I'm telling you, not a chance. You're my husband, I'm with you - for better or worse.
    Bob: I have to do this alone.
    Helen: What is this to you? Playtime?
    Bob: No.
    Helen: So you can be Mr. Incredible again?
    Bob: No!
    Helen: Then what? What is it?
    Bob: I'm not...
    Helen: Not what?
    Bob: Not... I'm not strong enough.
    Helen: Strong enough? And this will make you stronger?
    Bob: Yes. No!
    Helen: That's what this is? Some sort of work out?
    Bob: [shouts] I can't lose you again!
    [calms down]
    Bob: I can't. Not again. I'm not s-strong enough.
    Helen: [kisses him] If we work together, you won't have to be.
    Bob: I don't know what will happen...
    Helen: Hey, c'mon. We're superheroes. What could happen? (unknown)
  • Helen: I love you, but if we're going to make this work, you have to be more than Mr. Incredible. You know that, don't you?
    Priest: ...so long as you both shall live?
    Mr. Incredible: I do. (unknown)
  • Henchman: Every time they run, we take a shot! (unknown)
  • Bob: Did I do something illegal?
    Gilbert Huph: [begrudgingly] No.
    Bob: Are you saying we shouldn't help our customers?
    Gilbert Huph: [pacing back and forth] The law requires that I answer no.
    Bob: We're supposed to help people!
    Gilbert Huph: We're supposed to help *our* people! Starting with our stockholders, Bob! Who's helping them out, Huh? (unknown)
  • Helen: [on getting no response from the island's air tower, Helen reaches for her superhero costume, then pulls back] Easy, Helen, easy, easy girl. You're overreacting, everything's fine, they're just... all getting coffee! At the same time. Yeah. (unknown)
  • Dash: We're dead! We're dead! We survived but we're dead! (unknown)
  • Helen: [on Jack-Jack] All right, well, who'd you get?
    [scene switch to the Parr home]
    Kari: You don't have to worry about one single thing, Mrs. Parr. I've got this baby-sitting thing wired. I've taken courses and learned CPR, and I've got excellent marks and certificates I can produce on demand.
    Helen: Kari?
    Kari: I also brought Mozart to play while he sleeps to make him smarter because leading experts say Mozart makes babies smarter.
    Helen: Kari...
    Kari: ...And the beauty part is the babies don't even have to listen 'cause they're asleep! You know, I wish my parents played Mozart when I slept because half the time I don't even know what the heck anyone's talking about!
    Helen: Kari, I really don't feel comfortable with this. I'll pay you for your trouble but I'd really rather call a service.
    Kari: Oh, there's really no need, Mrs. Parr. I can totally handle anything this baby can dish out.
    [to Jack-Jack]
    Kari: Can't I, little baby? Who can handle it? Who can handle it? (unknown)
  • Elastigirl: Settle down, are you kidding? I'm at the top of my game! I'm right up there with the big dogs! Girls, come on. Leave the saving of the world to the men? I don't think so. (unknown)
  • Edna: This is a hobo suit, darling. You can't be seen in this. I won't allow it.
    Bob: Wait, what do you mean? *You* designed it.
    Edna: I never look back, darling! It distracts from the now. (unknown)
  • Syndrome: It's finally ready! You know, I went through quite a few supers to make it worthy to fight you, but man, it wasn't good enough! After you trashed the last one, I had to make some major modifications. Sure, it was difficult, but you are worth it. I mean, after all... I am your biggest fan.
    Mr. Incredible: [recognizing that last line] Buddy?
    Syndrome: My name is not Buddy! And it's not Incrediboy, either. That ship has sailed. All I wanted was to help you. I only wanted to help, and what do you say to me?
    Mr. Incredible: [Flashback] Fly home, Buddy. I work alone.
    Syndrome: It tore me apart. But I learned an important lesson. You can't count on anyone, especially your heroes. (unknown)
  • Bob: [Everyone is trapped in Syndrome's containment unit] I'm sorry. I've been a lousy father, blind to what I have. So obsessed with being undervalued that I undervalued all of you.
    [while Bob is talking, Violet frees herself using her force field]
    Dash: Uh, dad...
    Helen: Shh, don't interrupt.
    Bob: So... caught up in the past that I... You are my greatest adventure, and I almost missed it. I swear that if we get out of this safely, I will...
    Violet: [At the control panel] Well, I think dad has made some excelLent progress today, but I think it's time we wind down now.
    [she frees them by hitting a green button] (unknown)
  • Helen: This is the right hangar, but I don't see any jets.
    Bob: A jet's not fast enough.
    Helen: What's faster than a jet?
    Dash: Hey, how about a rocket?
    Helen: Great. I can't fly a rocket.
    Violet: You don't have to. Use the coordinates from the last launch.
    Bob: Oh, wait. I bet Syndrome's changed the password by now. How do I get into the computer?
    Mirage: [Over PA system] Say please. (unknown)
  • Helen: Dash, do have something you want to tell your father about school?
    Dash: [nervously] Oh, uh... Well, we dissected a frog...
    Helen: Dash got sent to the office again.
    Bob: [Not paying attention] Good, good.
    Helen: No, Bob. That's bad.
    Bob: What?
    Helen: Dash got sent to the office again.
    Bob: What? What for?
    Dash: Nothing!
    Helen: He put a tack on the teacher's chair. *During* class.
    Dash: Nobody saw me. You could barely see it on the tape.
    Bob: They caught you on tape and you still got away with it? Whoa! You must have been booking! How fast do you think you were going?
    Helen: Bob, we are not encouraging this! (unknown)
  • Lucius: What are we doing here, Bob?
    Bob: We're protecting people.
    Lucius: Nobody asked us.
    Bob: You need an invitation?
    Lucius: I'd like one, yes. We keep sneaking around, and... You remember Gazer Beam?
    Bob: Yeah, there was something about him in the paper.
    Lucius: He had trouble adjusting to civilian life too.
    Bob: When was the last time you saw him?
    Lucius: I don't see anyone from the old days, Bob, just you, and we're pushing our luck as it is. (unknown)
  • Helen: [picking something off Bob's shoulder] Is this rubble?
    Bob: [mouth is full of a huge peice of cake] It was just a little workout, you know, just to stay loose.
    Helen: You know how I feel about that, Bob, darn you, we can't blow cover again!
    Bob: The building was coming down anyway.
    Helen: *What*? You knocked down a building?
    Bob: It was on fire. Structurally unsound. It was coming down anyway.
    Helen: Tell me you haven't been listening to the police scanner again... (unknown)
  • Mr. Incredible: No, you're that kid from the fan club. Brophy... Brody... Buddy! Buddy...
    Buddy: My name is IncrediBoy.
    Mr. Incredible: Look, I've been nice, I've stood for photos, signed every scrap of paper you pushed at me, but this...
    Buddy: Oh, no, no, you don't have to worry about training me! I know all your moves, your crime-fighting style, favorite catchphrases, everything! I'm your number one fan!
    [Mr. Incredible ejects him from the car, and speeds off] (unknown)
  • Helen: I'm calling to celebrate a momentous occasion. We are now *officially* moved in.
    Bob: That's great, honey. And the last three years don't count because...
    Helen: Because I finally unpacked the last box. Now it's official! Ha ha ha! Why do we have so much junk? (unknown)
  • Gilbert Huph: [in Huph's office] You know, Bob... a company...
    Bob: Is like an enormous clock.
    Gilbert Huph: ...Is like an enormous cl... Yes, precisely. It only works if all the little cogs mesh together. A clock must be clean, well lubricated, and wound tight. (unknown)
  • Lucius: We look like bad guys. Incompetent bad guys! (unknown)
  • Helen: You're late. When you asked me if I was doing anything later, I didn't realize you'd actually forgotten. I thought it was playful banter.
    Bob: It *was* playful banter.
    Helen: Cutting it kinda close, don't ya think?
    Bob: You need to be more... *flexible.* (unknown)
  • Bob: Are you doing anything later?
    Helen: I have a previous engagement. (unknown)
  • [after the Parr's house is destroyed]
    Dash: Does this mean we have to move again? (unknown)
  • Syndrome: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Time out! (unknown)
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