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Quotes of Cartoons; The Incredibles [2004] (Usa)
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Honey: What? Lucius: Where's my super suit? Honey: What? Lucius: Where - is - my - super - suit? Honey: I, uh, put it away. [helicopter explodes outside] Lucius: *Where*? Honey: *Why* do you *need* to know? Lucius: I need it! [Lucius rummages through another room in his condo] Honey: Uh-uh! Don't you think about running off doing no derrin'-do. We've been planning this dinner for two months! Lucius: The public is in danger! Honey: My evening's in danger! Lucius: You tell me where my suit is, woman! We are talking about the greater good! Honey: 'Greater good?' I am your wife! I'm the greatest *good* you are ever gonna get! (unknown) Underminer: Behold, the Underminer! I'm always beneath you, but nothing is beneath me! I hereby declare war on peace and happiness! Soon, all will tremble before me! (unknown) Bob: [whispering] Listen closely. I'd like to help you but I can't. I'd like to say, take a copy of your policy to Norma Wilcox on... Norma Wilcox, W-I-L-C-O-X... on the third floor, but I can't. [Mrs. Hogenson scribbles details of Bob's loophole on a small notepad] Bob: I also do not advise you to fill out and file a WS2475 form with our legal department on the second floor. I would not expect someone to get back to you to resolve the matter quickly. I'd like to help, but there's nothing I can do. [the old lady tries to thank him for everything, but Bob shushes her] Bob: [shouts loudly] I'm sorry ma'am, I know you're upset. [very softly] Bob: Pretend to be upset. [old lady starts sobbing very convincingly] (unknown) | |
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Old Man #2: Yeah. No school like the old school. Old Man #1: Right! (unknown) Bob: [laughing] He starts monologuing. Lucius: He starts monologuing! He starts like, this prepared speech about how *feeble* I am compared to him, how *inevitable* my defeat is, how *the world* *will soon* *be his*, yadda yadda yadda. Bob: Yammering. Lucius: Yammering! I mean, the guy has me on a platter and he won't shut up! (unknown) Violet: [interrupting] Normal? What do *you* know about normal? What does *anyone* in *this* family know about normal? Helen: Now wait a minute, young lady... Helen: We act normal, mom! I want to *be* normal! The only normal one is Jack-Jack, and he's not even toilet trained! [Jack-Jack bursts out laughing] Dash: Lucky... [Violet and Helen look askance at him] Dash: Uh, I meant about being normal. (unknown) Lucius: Hey, Speedo, Helen, Vi, Jack-Jack. Bob: Hey, hey! *Ice* of you to drop by. Lucius: Ha! [unenthusiastically] Lucius: Never heard that one before. (unknown) Violet: That's it! [jumps at Dash] Helen: Both of you sit down! [Dash runs around the table, hitting Violet as he passes her, until Violet makes a force field to stop him] Dash: Hey! No force fields! Violet: You started it! Helen: [grabs Dash and puts him on his seat] You sit down! [Grabs Violet and puts her in her seat] Helen: You sit down! [Dash and Violet run under the table to fight, dragging Helen against the table] Helen: Bob! It's time to engage! Bob: What? Helen: Oh, don't just stand there, Bob, I need you to... intervene! Bob: You want me to intervene? [picks up table] Bob: There, I'm intervening! I'm intervening! (unknown) Bob: [Slapping Lucius in the back] Yep, just like old times. Lucius: Ow! Yeah. Hurt then, too. (unknown) Mr. Incredible: Is this on? I mean, can break through walls, I just can't... can't get this on... (unknown) Mr. Incredible: Well, with counseling, I think you'll come to forgive me. (unknown) Violet: Ow! Helen: Violet! Violet: [becomes visible] It's not my fault! Dash ran away and I knew I'd get blamed for it... Dash: [pops up] THAT'S NOT TRUE! Helen: Dash! Violet: And I thought he'd try to sneak on the plane so I came in... Dash: You said, "Something's up with Mom, we have to find out what!" Violet: [over him] And then you closed the doors so I couldn't find him... Dash: [over her] It was YOUR idea, YOUR idea! Violet: [over him] AND IT'S NOT MY FAULT! Dash: 100 percent, all yours, all the time IDEA! Helen: Wait a minute! You left Jack-Jack ALONE? Violet: Yes Mom, I'm completely stupid - OF COURSE we got a sitter... Dash: [over her] No, we got someone, Mom! Somebody great! We wouldn't do that! Violet: [over him] Do you think I'm totally irresponsible? Thanks a lot! (unknown) Dash: Mom, you're making weird faces again. Helen: Noo, I'm not... Bob: [not looking up from the paper] You make weird faces, honey. (unknown) Edna: Yes, words are useless! Gobble-gobble-gobble-gobble-gobble! Too much of it, darling, too much! That is why I show you my work! That is why you are here! (unknown) Bomb Voyage: [French] Mr. Incredible! Buddy: And IncrediBoy! Bomb Voyage: [not French, but with an accent] IncrediBoy? Buddy: Hey, hey! Aren't you curious about how I get around so fast? See? I have these rocket boots! Mr. Incredible: Go home, Buddy. Buddy: What? Mr. Incredible: Now. Bomb Voyage: [French] Little oaf. Buddy: Can we talk? [pulls Mr. Incredible off to the side] Buddy: You always, always say "Be true to yourself," but you never say which part of yourself to be true to! Well, I finaly figured out who I am: I am your ward. IncrediBoy! Mr. Incredible: And now, you have officially carried it too far, Buddy. Buddy: This is because I don't have powers, isn't it? Well, not every superhero has powers, you know. You *can* be super without them. I *invented* these. [points to his rocket boots] Buddy: I can fly! Can you fly? Mr. Incredible: Fly home, Buddy. I work alone. Bomb Voyage: [French] And your outfit is totally ridiculous! (unknown) Helen: Jack-Jack doesn't have any powers. Edna: No? Well, he'll look fabulous anyway. (unknown) Violet: If you haven't noticed, Mom, we're not doin' so hot either. (unknown) Syndrome: See? Now you respect me, because I'm a threat. That's the way it works. Turns out there are lots of people, whole countries, that want respect, and will pay through the nose to get it. How do you think I got rich? I invented weapons, and now I have a weapon that only I can defeat, and when I unleash it... [Mr. Incredible throws a log at Syndrome, who dodges it and traps Mr. Incredible with his zero-point energy ray] Syndrome: Oh, ho ho! You sly dog! You got me monologuing! I can't believe it... (unknown) Syndrome: Oh, no. Elastigirl? You married Elastigirl? Ho, ho, ho... [sees the kids] Syndrome: Oh - and got biz-zay! It's a whole family of supers! Looks like I hit the jackpot! Oh, this is just too good! (unknown) Dash: Maybe I could, if you'd let me go out for sports. Helen: Honey, you know why we can't do that. Dash: But I promise I'll slow up. I'll only be the best by a tiny bit. Dash: Dashiell Robert Parr, you are an incredibly competitive boy, and a bit of a show-off. The last thing you need is temptation. Dash: You always say 'Do your best', but you don't really mean it. Why can't I do the best that I can do? Helen: Right now, honey, the world just wants us to fit in, and to fit in, we gotta be like everyone else. Dash: But Dad always said our powers were nothing to be ashamed of, our powers made us special. Helen: Everyone's special, Dash. Dash: [muttering] Which is another way of saying no one is. (unknown) | |
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