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Quotes of Cartoons; The Great Muppet Caper [1981]
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[In a hot-air balloon]
Gonzo: I'd like to try this without a balloon.
Kermit: Try what? Plummeting?
Gonzo: Yeah.
Kermit: I suppose you could try it once. (unknown)
Prison Guard: Miss Piggy.
Miss Piggy: What?
Prison Guard: Your lawyer is here to see you.
Miss Piggy: Lawyer? I don't have a lawyer.
Prison Guard: Och, sure you do. Little green guy.
Miss Piggy: [short intake of breath] Kermie. Oh. No wonder he hasn't come by to see me. He had to finish law school. (unknown)
Kermit: What's wrong with the drummer? He looks a little crazed.
Zoot: Oh, he's just upset about missing the Rembrandt exhibit at the National Gallery.
Animal: Renoir! (unknown)
[Pops is driving the bus with Electric Mayhem in back]
Pops: [to Kermit and friends who want to get on the bus] You'll have to sit in the front seat, the back's been quarantined. (unknown)
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Beauregard: What's your room number?
Kermit: What?
Fozzie: I don't know, but we're on the second floor.
Beauregard: Oh, I'm sorry. I can only take you as far as the lobby. (unknown)
British Gentleman: For once the forecast was right. It said it was going to rain cats and dogs.
Kermit: No, no. We're bears and frogs.
Gonzo: And Gonzos. (unknown)
Security Guard: But I hate pepperoni! (unknown)
Fozzie: [sighs] It was nice of the Chronicle to pay for our flight home.
Pops: Yeah, but a man should be treated better than his luggage.
Scooter: Yeah, well, my luggage was sucked out the door. Luckily my radio is frozen to my wrist. (unknown)
Lady Holiday: I feel like thieves are breathing down my neck.
Nicky Holiday: [breathing down her neck] Thieves aren't breathing down your neck. (unknown)
Kermit: Quiet!
[all fall silent except Janice]
Janice: "Look, Mother. It's my life. OK. So if I want to live on a beach and walk around naked...” Oh. (unknown)
Delivery Man: Mr. Holiday, did you order a gross of flowered socks? (unknown)
Lady Holiday: [to Nicky] You left your wallet in college. (unknown)
Lady Holiday: That outfit's the pits. Loose where it should be tight and tight where it should be loose like it folds on a turkey's neck. (unknown)
Miss Piggy: Oh, Kermy, I knew you'd come!
Kermit: [stiffly] Please, the name is Rosenthal.
[lowers voice]
Kermit: I'm your attorney, that's the only way they'd let me in here.
Miss Piggy: Oh, right! Oh, I've missed you so... Rosenthal. (unknown)
Rowlf: Let me talk to them. Woof woof. Woof woof.
[guard dogs start to heel]
Rowlf: It helps to know a second language. (unknown)
Fozzie: Kermit, are bears allowed in those fountains?
Kermit: [bewildered] What?
Fozzie: Are bears allowed in those fountains?
Kermit: No, I don't think so.
Fozzie: I need a bath. (unknown)
[Kermit, Gonzo, and Fozzie are in a hot air balloon, flying through the opening credits]
Gonzo: Gee, a lot of people worked on this movie!
Kermit: Oh, this is nothing. Wait 'til you see the end credits. (unknown)
[Kermit, Gonzo, and Fozzie are in a hot air balloon, flying through the opening credits]
Fozzie: Nobody really reads those. Do they? (unknown)
Prison Guard: TWO MINUTES PIG! (unknown)
Gonzo: [after taking pictures of pigeons outside] Local poultry. (unknown)
Pops: [banging on bathroom door] Hey! Open up!
Kermit: Sorry, but we're trying to catch a thief!
Pops: Well, catch him in another room! We've got people prancing up and down on one leg out here! (unknown)
Kermit: [going over check list] Wax lips?
Zoot: [checking his pockets] Man, I just had them!
Kermit: Maybe you left them in your other pants?
Zoot: I don't have no other pants! (unknown)
Kermit: [going over checklist] Whoopie cushion?
Dr. Teeth: [slyly] It's on the bus.
[everyone laughs] (unknown)
Scooter: I brought the hot mustard!
Kermit: Hot mustard? For what?
Scooter: Maybe we can eat through the bars. (unknown)
Kermit: [on the plane] Someone's coming.
Fozzie: Oh, maybe they're bringing hamburgers. (unknown)
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