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Quotes of Cartoons; The Emperor's New Groove [2000]
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Pacha: Uh-oh. Kuzco: Don't tell me. We're about to go over a huge waterfall. Pacha: Yep. Kuzco: Sharp rocks at the bottom? Pacha: Most likely. Kuzco: Bring it on. (unknown) [Pacha hits him back] (unknown) Kuzco: Ladies first. (unknown) | |
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Kuzco: No... touchy. Pacha: Demon llama! Kuzco: Demon llama? Where? [Turns around and sees Misty, a real llama] Misty: Maaah. Kuzco: Aaah! (unknown) Yzma: Why do we even *have* that lever? (unknown) Kuzco: Okay, why does she even *have* that lever? (unknown) Kronk: I was a junior chipmunk, uh, and I had to be versed in all the woodland creatures. [to squirrel] Kronk: Please continue. [squirrel talks to Kronk] Yzma: [walking away] Why me? Why me? Why me? Why...? Kronk: Hey, it doesn't always have to be about you. This poor little guy's had it rough. Seems a talking llama gave him a hard time the other day. [Yzma rushes over to them] Yzma: Oh, a talking llama? Do tell. [squirrel whispers to Kronk] Kronk: Uh, he doesn't really wanna talk to you. Yzma: Well, then *you* ask him. Kronk: [sigh] Hate being in the middle. Kronk: [speaking squirrel] Squeaky, uh, squeak, sqeaker, squeakin'. (unknown) Kuzco: [sing-song] So... who's in my chaaaaaair? Kronk: Oh, oh! I know! Yzma. Yzma's in your chair, right? Kuzco: Very good, Kronk! Here. Get the snack. (unknown) Kuzco: Let's take a look-see. Hate your hair. Not likely. Yikes. Yikes. Yikes. And, let me guess, you have a great personality. (unknown) Yzma: Why, I practically raised him. Kronk: Yeah, you'd think he would've turned out better. Yzma: Yeah, go figure. (unknown) Yzma: Just think of it as you're being let go, that your life's going in a different direction, that your body's part of a permanent outplacement. Kronk: Hey, that's kinda like what he said to you when you got fired. Yzma: I know. It's called a "cruel irony", like my dependence on you. (unknown) Kronk: Uh, don't you mean "or"? Yzma: [sighs] Tell us where the talking llama is, *or* we'll burn your house to the ground. Chaca: Well, which one is it? That seems like a pretty crucial conjunction. (unknown) Pacha's wife: What do you mean the door's stuck? Try jiggling the handle. Yzma: There is no handle in here. Pacha's wife: [holding the door handle] There's not? Are you sure? Yzma: All right, I've had enough of this. Tell us where the talking lhama is and we'll burn your house to the ground. Kronk: Er, don't you mean or? Yzma: [even more angrily] Err, tell us where the talking lhama is *or* we'll burn your house to the ground. Pacha's daughter: Well, which is it? That sounds like a pretty crucial conjunction. (unknown) Peasant: Erm, food. Yzma: Ha! You should have really thought of that before you became peasants! (unknown) Kronk: Three oinkers wearing pants, plate of hot air, basket of Grandma's breakfast and change the bull to a gill, got it. (unknown) Kuzko: Thanks for that. I'll log that away. (unknown) Yzma: Ah, how shall I do it? Oh, I know. I'll turn him into a flea, a harmless, little flea, and then I'll put that flea in a box, and then I'll put that box inside of another box, and then I'll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives... Yzma: [laughs] Yzma: ...I'll smash it with a hammer! It's brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, I tell you! Genius, I say! Yzma: [knocks over bottle of poison on flower, which shrivels up and dies] Yzma: Or, to save on postage, I'll just poison him with this. (unknown) Kronk: What about dinner? Yzma: Kronk, this is kind of important. Kronk: How about dessert? Yzma: Well, I suppose there's time for dessert. Kronk: And coffee? Yzma: All right. A quick cup of coffee. Then take him out of town and finish the job! (unknown) Kuzko: You know, the funny thing about shaking hands is... [wiggles hoofs] Kuzko: ...you need hands. (unknown) Yzma: Make me the special. And hold the gravy! Kronk: Check. Pickup! Kuzco: You know what? On second thought, make my omelette a meat pie. Kronk: Meat pie. Check. Yzma: Kronk! Can I order the potatoes as a side dish? Kronk: I'll have to charge you full price. Yzma: [annoyed] Ooh. Kuzco: Hey, how about a side of potatoes, my buddy? Kronk: You got it. Want cheese on those potatoes? Yzma: Thank you, Kronk. Cheddar will be fine. Kronk: Cheddar spuds coming up. Kuzco: Spuds yes, cheese no. Kronk: Hold the cheese. Yzma: No, I want the cheese. Kronk: Cheese it is. Kuzco: Cheese me no "likee." Kronk: Cheese out. Yzma: Cheese in! Kronk: Ah, come on. Make up your mind! Kuzco: Okay, okay, on second thought... Yzma, Kuzco: ...make my potatoes a salad. (unknown) | |
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