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Quotes of Cartoons; South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut [1999] (Usa)
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Kenny's Mom: Well, fine. You go ahead and miss church and then when you die and go to hell, you can answer to Satan!
Kenny: [pauses] Okay! (unknown)
Kenny: Goodbye, you guys. (unknown)
Army General: [shouting] You told us that windows 98 would be faster, and more efficient with better access to the internet!
Bill Gates: It IS faster! Over five million...
[General shoots Bill Gates and everyone cheers] (unknown)
The Mole: What do you think this is kid? T.V. kiddie hour where we all stand around and lick Barney the dinosaur fucking pussy? (unknown)
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[watching porn online]
Kyle: Get out of here, Ike. You're too young for this stuff.
Ike: Bullshit. (unknown)
[hearing Terrence and Phillip say "donkey raping shit eater"]
Ike: Dopey pappy sheet eater. (unknown)
[Shelia Brovlovski is speaking on national television about war against Canada]
Sheila Broflovski: ...if it's war they want, it's war they'll have!
Cartman: This is fucking weak... (unknown)
[at a spelling bee]
Teacher: The word is "forensics".
Kid: Ah, fuck that. Why should we fucking have to spell forensics?
[cheers from kids in audience]
Kid: S-U-C-K-M-Y-A-S-S. Forensics. (unknown)
[During the Uncle Fucker song]
Phillip: Shut your fucking face, uncle fucker, you're a boner-biting-bastard, uncle fucker. (unknown)
[Stan is staring at Wendy]
Cartman: Hey, you're holding up the god damn lunch line! (unknown)
Kyle: You cant die! We don't know where we are!
The Mole: You must go on...
Kyle: No, we have no fucking clue where we are! (unknown)
Stan: Hey, Mole. You know where the "clitoris" is?
The Mole: Ze what?
Stan: The "clitoris." I have to have to find the clitoris so I can get this Wendy girl to like me again.
[the Mole grasps Stan]
The Mole: Hey, you have to stop thinking with your dick! You have to be on your toes, because I am not going be grounded again. Not for you, not for anybody! (unknown)
Big Gay Al: Bombs are flying, people are dying, children are crying, politicians are lying too. Cancer is killing, Texaco's spilling, the whole world's gone to hell, but how are you?
[singing]
Big Gay Al: I'm super! Thanks for asking! (unknown)
Kyle: WUUUUaaahh! WUUUaaaaahhhhh!
Soldier: Hey, you hear that? Sounds like a giraffe's dying over there! (unknown)
Terrance: Well, Phillip, I hope you've learned something from this whole experience.
Phillip: I sure have, Terrance. I've learned that you are a boner-biting, dick-fart, fuck face.
Terrance: [they laugh] Wanna see the northern lights?
[Strikes a match, farts, burns up]
Phillip: Ha ha ha. You burned yourself to death by lighting your fart. Ha ha ha.
Terrance: I sure did Philip! (unknown)
Saddam Hussein: Hey Satan, I got some new luggage for our trip up to Earth. Let's fuck to celebrate. (unknown)
The Mole: [dying words] Now the light, she fades, and darkness settles in. But I will find strength. I will find pride within. Because although I die, our freedom will be won. Though I die, La Resistance... lives... on.
[the Mole dies; dramatic instrumental music sets in]
Kyle: [suddenly interrupting]
[shouts]
Kyle: Shit! (unknown)
Stan: We're "La Resistance," we want to save Terrance and Phillip and stop the war and stuff.
The Mole: I can't help you. I'm grounded in my room for the next three days.
Kyle: So are we. Our parents think we're home right now.
Stan: Why are you grounded?
The Mole: Why? Because God hates me, that's why. He has made my life miserable. So I call him a cock-sucking asshole, and I get grounded. (unknown)
Cartman: [mocking the mole] Shut of ze power Cartman, zis is very important Cartman. (unknown)
Satan: You have spilled the blood of the innocent. Now begins two million years of Darkness.
Chef: Oh, good job Mrs. Broslofski. Thanks a lot! (unknown)
Voice on Radio: And so, the draft will being tomorrow as more and more troops are needed to invade the Canadian border. The Canadian government pleads for a peaceful resolution, but naturally, we're not listening. (unknown)
Terrence: [singing] Looks like we may be out of luck.
Phillip: [singing] Tomorrow night, we're pretty fucked! (unknown)
Soldier: [marching by the Broflovskis' house] And I don't know what I've been told / Canadian pussy is mighty cold. (unknown)
Sheila Broflovski: [singing] When Canada is dead and gone, there'll be no more Celine Dion! (unknown)
[Kenny has just appeared for the second time]
Cartman: [not cursing to avoid getting shocked by V-chip] Son of a gun! Heck! (unknown)
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