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Quotes of Cartoons; South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut [1999] (Usa)

  • Kenny's Mom: Well, fine. You go ahead and miss church and then when you die and go to hell, you can answer to Satan!
    Kenny: [pauses] Okay! (unknown)
  • Kenny: Goodbye, you guys. (unknown)
  • Army General: [shouting] You told us that windows 98 would be faster, and more efficient with better access to the internet!
    Bill Gates: It IS faster! Over five million...
    [General shoots Bill Gates and everyone cheers] (unknown)
  • The Mole: What do you think this is kid? T.V. kiddie hour where we all stand around and lick Barney the dinosaur fucking pussy? (unknown)
  • [watching porn online]
    Kyle: Get out of here, Ike. You're too young for this stuff.
    Ike: Bullshit. (unknown)
  • [hearing Terrence and Phillip say "donkey raping shit eater"]
    Ike: Dopey pappy sheet eater. (unknown)
  • [Shelia Brovlovski is speaking on national television about war against Canada]
    Sheila Broflovski: ...if it's war they want, it's war they'll have!
    Cartman: This is fucking weak... (unknown)
  • [at a spelling bee]
    Teacher: The word is "forensics".
    Kid: Ah, fuck that. Why should we fucking have to spell forensics?
    [cheers from kids in audience]
    Kid: S-U-C-K-M-Y-A-S-S. Forensics. (unknown)
  • [During the Uncle Fucker song]
    Phillip: Shut your fucking face, uncle fucker, you're a boner-biting-bastard, uncle fucker. (unknown)
  • [Stan is staring at Wendy]
    Cartman: Hey, you're holding up the god damn lunch line! (unknown)
  • Kyle: You cant die! We don't know where we are!
    The Mole: You must go on...
    Kyle: No, we have no fucking clue where we are! (unknown)
  • Stan: Hey, Mole. You know where the "clitoris" is?
    The Mole: Ze what?
    Stan: The "clitoris." I have to have to find the clitoris so I can get this Wendy girl to like me again.
    [the Mole grasps Stan]
    The Mole: Hey, you have to stop thinking with your dick! You have to be on your toes, because I am not going be grounded again. Not for you, not for anybody! (unknown)
  • Big Gay Al: Bombs are flying, people are dying, children are crying, politicians are lying too. Cancer is killing, Texaco's spilling, the whole world's gone to hell, but how are you?
    [singing]
    Big Gay Al: I'm super! Thanks for asking! (unknown)
  • Kyle: WUUUUaaahh! WUUUaaaaahhhhh!
    Soldier: Hey, you hear that? Sounds like a giraffe's dying over there! (unknown)
  • Terrance: Well, Phillip, I hope you've learned something from this whole experience.
    Phillip: I sure have, Terrance. I've learned that you are a boner-biting, dick-fart, fuck face.
    Terrance: [they laugh] Wanna see the northern lights?
    [Strikes a match, farts, burns up]
    Phillip: Ha ha ha. You burned yourself to death by lighting your fart. Ha ha ha.
    Terrance: I sure did Philip! (unknown)
  • Saddam Hussein: Hey Satan, I got some new luggage for our trip up to Earth. Let's fuck to celebrate. (unknown)
  • The Mole: [dying words] Now the light, she fades, and darkness settles in. But I will find strength. I will find pride within. Because although I die, our freedom will be won. Though I die, La Resistance... lives... on.
    [the Mole dies; dramatic instrumental music sets in]
    Kyle: [suddenly interrupting]
    [shouts]
    Kyle: Shit! (unknown)
  • Stan: We're "La Resistance," we want to save Terrance and Phillip and stop the war and stuff.
    The Mole: I can't help you. I'm grounded in my room for the next three days.
    Kyle: So are we. Our parents think we're home right now.
    Stan: Why are you grounded?
    The Mole: Why? Because God hates me, that's why. He has made my life miserable. So I call him a cock-sucking asshole, and I get grounded. (unknown)
  • Cartman: [mocking the mole] Shut of ze power Cartman, zis is very important Cartman. (unknown)
  • Satan: You have spilled the blood of the innocent. Now begins two million years of Darkness.
    Chef: Oh, good job Mrs. Broslofski. Thanks a lot! (unknown)
  • Voice on Radio: And so, the draft will being tomorrow as more and more troops are needed to invade the Canadian border. The Canadian government pleads for a peaceful resolution, but naturally, we're not listening. (unknown)
  • Terrence: [singing] Looks like we may be out of luck.
    Phillip: [singing] Tomorrow night, we're pretty fucked! (unknown)
  • Soldier: [marching by the Broflovskis' house] And I don't know what I've been told / Canadian pussy is mighty cold. (unknown)
  • Sheila Broflovski: [singing] When Canada is dead and gone, there'll be no more Celine Dion! (unknown)
  • [Kenny has just appeared for the second time]
    Cartman: [not cursing to avoid getting shocked by V-chip] Son of a gun! Heck! (unknown)
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